villians reacting to ships (bnha)

Mr. Compress (Sako)

Dabi: Are you sure you're sober enough for this?

Dion: Yeah, but my head is killing me. It's like the song, 'kIlLinG mE SoFtLy... nA Na na...' I don't know the lyrics. But then I wanna sing, 'Rain rain go away come again another day!' but instead of rain put headache, 'headache headache go away come again another day.' You feel me?

Dabi: Yeah. You should never drink again.

Dion: Why not!?

Dabi: You're... too... much of a pain in the as-.

Dion: I get it. Omg! Compress didn't join us yesterday! I wanna cry...

Sako: It's fine, I was busy out.

Dion: B-But Hawks came, and he's always busy with hero work.

Sako: What I wanna know is, why is there a picture of my ass?

Dion: I found it... and I though... why not? Would you say that this is an accurate representation of your cake?

Sako: ...

Dabi: How would he respond to that?

Dion: Well... I mean... we could get a visual representation. Oh by the way! Spinner and Big Sis are joining us next episode.

Dabi: Now that I think about it, why don't we have anything embarrassing of you?

Dion: Cuz I'm an Illusion? I'm not canon, which I'm totally fine with.

Sako: What makes you fine with that?

Dion: You see, some things are meant to be and it's always the author's right and choice to add or remove something, I wasn't part of this universe... so yeah. I don't really want to be in this universe either way, buhu.

Dabi: It almost feels like Dion is still drunk. Or maybe after drinking she gets philosophical.

Dion: Hey! You know, I'm quite mature despite me age. Hehe. At least people say so.

Dabi: That's hard to believe.

Dion: Why do you always tease me! Aaaaaaaaaaah!! What do you think Sako? Am I mature?

Sako: You are quite mature. I mean you don't really act like other 1-

Dion: My age is a secret fufufu.

Sako: Right.

Dion: But yeah... will we ever get to see your bare ass? I sure am curious.

Sako: No.

Dabi: Is 'ass' some kind of fetish of yours?

Dion: Who knows? I mean I do like ass. But I'm a tit person.