villians reacting to ships (bnha)

Dabi x Shoto

Dipshit: Bahhhhhh! I'm so tired... hi hawks-is-my-husband

Toga: Awww it's not that late~

Dipsht: Welcome...

Toga: ....

Twice: Welcome to another villains react!!! Whoooo! Whoooo!

Dipshit: I... I wanna sleep!!! Bahhhh!

Spinner: I wanted to say that, I am taller than Dipshit! She miscalculated her height!!! Bahhhhhh!

Dipshit: I'm tir-*yawn* Welcome to another villains react! Today we have DabiTodo! Whoooooo! Where Da- *yawn* bi?

Dabi: What the fuck is that....

Dipshit: *yawn* Ahhhhh! I wanna sleep! It's a ship that I thought we covered by we didn't! I misread...!

Toga: Hmmm... now that I think about it, you guys are related right? Same eyes, similar quirks, probably the same personali-

Dabi: Don't compare me to him.

Twice: Hey Toga's got a point!

Dabi: I'm leaving...

Kurogiri: I think you might've hit a soft spot.

Shigaraki: Again!?

Dipshit: What is y'alls opinion on this..?

Twice: Pass from me.

Shigaraki: That's weird...

Kurogiri: ...

Toga: I think it's cute!

Spinner: She thinks everything is cute.

Toga: That's not true!

Dipshit: Imma go sleep now. Just end this how you want. *leaves*

Everyone: ....

Twice: How does she usually end these..?

Toga: Ohh! I have an idea! How about we.... no...

Spinner: That's it.