Shigaraki x Nomu

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Shigaraki: Who? Who comes up with this?

Dabi: This doesn't look that bad handy man.

Shigaraki: Oh shut up Dabi.

Dabi: Mmmm.

Twice: Hmmmm... what the hack is that!?

Toga: This is so gross! Not cute at all.

Spinner: I don't really think this is a perilous ship. Just a meme.

Dion: I don't really know what to say.. oh small story time. One of my first books on wattpad was an Eren x Levi. I was like 12. Guess what it was called.

Twice: Our love!

Dion: Nope.

Spinner: You're mine?

Dion: Nope.

Dabi: Handy man?

Dion: Nope, it was called Tied Up. It was supposed to be a smut-fic. So it went something like, "I woke up with my hands and legs tied up. I tried to break free but suddenly felt a sting on my crotch. I let out a moan and suddenly heard the doors open. 'I see you're awake Captain.' I heard Eren say in a husky voice. My eyes were tied so that meant I could only hear through my ear. It was hard..." I don't wanna continue but you got the point. Now it's spool cringy.

Dabi: Well, I guess your love for BDSM started in that fanfic.

Dion: Nooooo! Don't say that! You're making me blush.

Spinner: Well that's an imagination... you were 12...

Dion: Oooh! You know one line was like, "I groan as I-" I should stop there. Anywayyyys, Shigi what do you think of this ship?

Spinner: Well that was explicit.

Shigaraki: You're crazy.

Dabi: You just realized didn't you.

Shigaraki: It's an obvious fact, but there's always Toga.

Toga: Hey! I'm not that crazy!

Dion: She's... just a sadist and all.

Toga: That's not ture either! You guys are so mean.

Twice: You're a cute sadist, Toga.

Toga: Twice, you're my favorite.

Dabi: Whose Dabi am I?

Everyone: ...

Dabi: Really...

Dion: Shigaraki is available!

Shigaraki: I have someone.

Spinner: You!?

Dion: Ooooooh!

Toga: Who is she!? Is she cute?

Dion: He's probably bluffing.

Twice: Tell us Shigaraki.

Shigaraki: Like I'd tell you guys.

Dion: He's bluffing, unless it's Mirko, but what are the chances.

Dabi: I agree with that.

Dion: Well, I'll end the ep here?

Spinner: Yeah.

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