villians reacting to ships (bnha)

Shigaraki x Mirko

Dipshit: We did it guy! We found Shigi's ideal type! Sort of... "I like short white hair, shorter than me, someone powerful, kind, and smart." is what Shigi said a while ago...

Toga: That's so cute! Twice! Twice! Look at this!

Twice: Hmmm. That does sort of match his type...

Dabi: Heh, you guys really think she'd date some crust ass bitch.

Dipshit: Why do you and Shigaraki always have to act like DICKS. Everytime. Everytime, we do this, there's an agreement between you two... fuckers.

Toga: I could stab him!

Dipshit: It's fine. Where's Shigi?

Shigaraki: I'm here.

Dipshit: Right on time! Look Shigi! Isn't she cute. She falls into your 'description' of perfection. White hair, I think she's shorter than you... She's really strong! Kind and smart! Hmmmm.

Shigaraki: I'm out of here.

Dipshit: Shigi! Please don't leave!

Kurogiri: I could get her here if you'd like.

Dipshit: I'm sure that'd be hard... look at her Kurogiri! She's like strong...

Twice: I could stab her~

Dipshit: You want to do that to anyone. So, Shigi, my boss, what do you think of her~

Shigaraki: Shut the he'll up. She's taller than me for sure...

Dipshit: Wait lemme search it up... how tall are you Shigi?

Shigaraki: Why the hell would I care.

Dipshit: Right... you're around... 5'9 (175 cm). And she is... oh my gosh she's shorter than me! She's only 5'2 2/3 (159 cm). Oh my god! She looks so tall though! Welp... I guess she's officially allowed to be Shigaraki's ideal type.

Toga: That's so cute!!!

Twice: Wait! That means Toga is shorter than her!?

Dipshit: Wait you're right! Toga's 5'2 (157 cm)! That's so cute!

Twice: I don't know how tall I am....

Dipshit: You know everyone's height except for your own!? WHAT?! You're 5'10 (178 cm), and Spinner is... the same height as me actually. 5'8 (174 cm). Eyyyyy man!

Spinner: I fell short now...

Dabi: It's impressive for a lizard.

Dipshit: Dude.... can you not. Bahaahhahahah. Ok, Dabi is officially disqualified! See you next time.... please comment a ship you wanna see....