villians reacting to ships (bnha)

Kurogiri x All for One

Dion: Ewwww! Who! Why! When?! Whoever ships this... please burn in hell.

Dabi: I thought we were a respectful community.

Dion: We are! But not this!

Kurogiri: I'm not sure what to think of this.

Dion: As much as I know how important this man is... I dislike him.

Shigaraki: What is happening he- *drops his bottle of tears*

Kurogiri: I'll clean that up.

Dion: I'll help you.

Shigaraki: What. The. Fuck...

Dabi: Exactly.

Dion: Yeah...

Kurogiri: I dislike this ship.

Dion: I hate this ship. Fucking All For One. That god damn potatoe sack looking as bitch.

Shigaraki: What was that?

Dion: Sorry for insulting your Paps.

Shigaraki: ....

Dion: Hold up... who'd top?

Dabi: What the fuck.

Dion: Just shut up... it's a hypothetical, logical, theoretical question.

Dabi: Theoretical my ass.

Shigaraki: I'll just leave before things get worse.

Dion: Okay. Kurogiri! Who would top!?

Kurogiri: I don't wanna think about it.

Dabi: Obviously Kurogiri would top.

Dion: That is true. Omg! Imagine... imagine All For One just going at it with Kurogiri with his fucking breathing meds and shit on.

Dabi: You just made things a thousand times worse.

Kurogiri: I don't wanna imagine it. I have holy water in the fridge if you guys want some.

Dion: I think I'll have a shot of bleach in mine. Thanks.