I'm Kakashi's... Daughter?! (Naruto Fanfic)(BEING REWRITTEN)

Perverts, perverts everywhere

One day later

Kazuos pov

After the funeral, the day had been very quiet. Every villager was depressed. The Third must have been a very kind man...

We were having a break, walking around the village. "Are you all right?" I asked Ayame. She had been acting off since the funeral yesterday.

"I'm fine." she replied. "It's just..."

"It's just what?" Kazuki interrupted her.

"I'm sad because the Hokage died. When I was still in the academy, he was always there for me when my father wasn't."

"I see..." I murmured. "He must have been a good man."

"He definitely was."

We walked further and saw someone with white, long hair. He was looking at some people - women - and murmuring things. "That guy's a pervert!" Ayame murmured. She sneaked up at him from behind. "Sir, it's rude to stare at women. Expecially when you're doing it in secret."

He jumped up. "Who are you?!" he said.

"PERVY SAGE!" I heard a voice yell. We turned our heads and saw Naruto.

"How many times do I have to tell you to call me Jiraya?" he said.

"Wait a second..." Ayame murmured. "Are you a writer?"

"Yes, why?"

"You're the one who writes my dad's books! I've seen where it's about by accident and I wish I never had."

"Do you think it's good?"

"I've said I wish I could unsee it, so what do you think I think about it? Pervert."

"Where are those books about?" Kazuki asked.

Jiraya was going to tell him, but Ayame put her hand on his mouth. "Trust me... you don't want to know." She removed her hand and turned to Naruto. "You know him? Please tell me you aren't going to turn into a perv like him?"

"OF COURSE I WON'T! BELIEVE IT!" Naruto yelled.

"I believe it, all right..." Ayame said while sweatdropping. "How did you meet him in the first place?"

"I had to train with Ebisu-sensei for the Chunin Exams while Kakashi-sensei was going to train with you and Sasuke. He was learning me how to walk on water, but then he showed up."

"Ebisu-sensei?" Ayame muttered. "You were unlucky, being saddled up with a perv like him."

"I didn't agree with it either, I could take him easily even before I became genin."

"How so? I heard from someone it took you three times to pass the exam." I said.

"WHO TOLD YOU?!" Naruto yelled.

"I'm not telling you unless you answer me." I replied with a smirk.

"Hmpf, fine." he replied. "I used my own special technique on him!"

"I still don't understand, I thought you need a lot of training to come up with a jutsu." Kazuki said. "That's what Kazuo told me."

"SEXY NO JUTSU!" Naruto exlaimed and he transformed into a naked girl with blonde hair with clouds covering her upper body and lower parts. Jiraya got a major nosebleed.

Ayame chuckled. "I see..." she muttered. "He would definitely fall for that..."

Naruto transformed back into his usual self. He now looked at Jiraya. "Pervy sage! I thought you were going to train me, believe it!" he yelled at him.