Stories About lands with emotions

Quotes

"Congratulation, i dont give a fuck"
-ITALY

"What in the Notre fucking Dame is this"
-FRANCE

"I did not fucked up dad"
-AMERICA

"Dad America fucked up"
-CANADA

"The fun being the land with the most dangerous animals in the world is that when i get angry i can torture you in infinite ways"
-AUSTRALIA

"What"
-NEW ZEALAND

"You call that a pre-experience death? I call that a vibe check from God"
-LITUANIA

"Ew gay"
-RUSSIA

"Russia will be so good at history until there is the -declaration human rights- lesson"
-Also Lituania

"No"
-UKRAINE

"I hate this Union why am I even here"
-GERMANY

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-CHINA

"I swear if I hear another "owo" i am gonna Owhoop your knees"
-JAPAN

"Here in Korea there is no rain, there is suicidal children instead"
-SOUTH KOREA

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-NORTH KOREA

"The fuck they are doing over there"
-ICELAND

"It's not my fault your honor, the orphanage was already on fire when i started the arson"
-FINLAND

"Lmao what is feminist"
-NORWAY

"I am going to head out"
-UK

"Fuck all of you"
-IRELAND

"The fuck they are doing over there"
-SWITZERLAND

"COME AT ME, GAY"
-NETHERLANDS

"What are rights"
-POLAND

"Mom come pick me up i am scared"
-Everyone, probably

"Pay me"
-GREECE

"That wall cant stop me cause i dont care"
-MEXICO

"Drugs"
-SPAIN BUT THE S IS SILENT

"COME AT ME, GAYS"
-PORTUGAL

"You all need Jesus"
-Everyone