Vaticano: Ehy, let me see what you have!
Italia: A KNIFE
Vaticano: NO-
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Russia: let's tell each other secrets
Ucraina: i am gonna go first, I haTE YO-
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Mexico: yyyyEEEEEEEEESSSS
Mexico: *unholy screaming* YEEEES! YEEEEEEEEEEEES!
Mexico: I got two free tacos :D
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Austria: *inizia a suonare* Everybody get's tireeeed!
But specifically today i am just tired of YOU.
FU-
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Israele: this is...so dumb
Polonia: the higher I am than better i can see
Israele: you...you can fly
Polonia: ush now friend, i am searching.
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Bielorussia: *guarda giù dalla finestra* two bros, chilling in a hot tub, five feets apart even tho THEY ARE GAY
Ucraina: BELARUS SHUT THE FU-
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UK: America, get out of the tank
USA: You're not my dad
UK: get out of that fucking tank I am your dad
USA: You're not my dad
UK: I AM YOU'RE DAD
USA: I AM IN A TANK AND YOU'RE NOT
UK: GET OUT OF THE TANK
USA: NO-
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Romania: ...ehy there demons...it's me...yo boi-
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*cries in blocco dello scrittore* AAAAAAAAAH-
STAI LEGGENDO
Stories About lands with emotions
RandomThey didn't say no homo so they are all gay lmao