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me and daves conversation part. 2

fri 06

[20:41] -- ellipticalAgent [EA] began pestering turntechGodhead [TG] at 20:41 --

[20:41] EA: dave guess what

[20:41] TG: sup

[20:41] EA: i

[20:41] EA: have

[20:41] EA: ...............................................................................................................................

[20:42] EA: finally

[20:42] EA: found

[20:42] EA: a

[20:42] EA: life

[20:42] EA: ............................................

[20:42] TG: bullshit

[20:42] TG: dont pull that on me

[20:42] TG: i want a fucking lie detector

[20:42] TG: gonna get you hooked up to that

[20:42] TG: spoutin this life thing

[20:42] TG: little needle goes veering off the paper

[20:42] TG: onto the floor

[20:42] TG: gonna skrreeeeeeeeeee

[20:42] TG: right on out the door

[20:43] EA: no i'm just kidding

[20:43] EA: dave you made my day right there!

[20:43] TG: shit man thats what i do

[20:44] TG: you message me

[20:44] TG: i open my mouth and preach the good word of dave

[20:44] TG: i make days better

[20:44] TG: nights better

[20:44] TG: weeks and months and years

[20:44] TG: all exceptionally exquisite because of me

[20:44] EA: the world counts on you dave

[20:45] TG: its a burden

[20:45] TG: put me in a cape and call me a goddamn superhero

[20:45] TG: we need the fucking justice league of daves here

[20:45] TG: saving the world

[20:45] TG: one ironic metaphor at a time

[20:46] EA: john can be you're side kick

[20:46] EA: unless you want to go solo

[20:47] TG: i dont know dude

[20:47] TG: egberts sort of like

[20:47] TG: the superman to my batman

[20:47] TG: he can fly and all that fancy shit

[20:47] TG: im incredibly rich with cool gadgets

[20:48] EA: oh my god dave i'm dying of laughter over here!

[20:48] -- ellipticalAgent [EA] changed their mood to CHUMMY --

[20:49] TG: dude you might wanna be careful of that

[20:49] TG: i aint got no bring you back to life powers

[20:49] TG: you die thats it

[20:49] TG: bamn done down for the count

[20:49] TG: gonna have to cover you with leaves and rip