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me and dave's conversation on pesterchum

Wed 04

[07:42] -- ellipticalAgent [EA] began pestering turntechGodhead [TG] at 07:42 --

[07:42] EA: hey buddy

[07:43] TG: sup

[07:43] EA: how are you?

[07:43] TG: doin good

[07:43] TG: chillin in a most villainous manner

[07:43] TG: how you doin man

[07:44] EA: "mam" but i'm good

[07:44] TG: sorry maam

[07:44] TG: and good to hear it

[07:44] EA: do you any aj?

[07:45] TG: man i aint got shit for good juice at the moment

[07:45] TG: last fruity thing i put in my mouth was a cherry rc

[07:46] EA: what about faygo?

[07:47] TG: eugh no

[07:47] TG: the smell of faygo is forever linked in my mind with insanity and shame

[07:47] EA: haha

[07:48] EA: so how's terezi?

[07:49] TG: man

[07:49] TG: youre just pokin at wounds right now

[07:49] TG: i am wounded

[07:49] TG: thinkin on that hot piece of troll who is also my ex

[07:49] EA: oh sorry

[07:50] TG: naw scool

[07:50] TG: shes just been coming up a lot tonight

[07:51] EA: so diffrent topic...how's john?

[07:52] TG: johns doin good

[07:52] TG: im giving him shit about how he reminds me of one of the trolls

[07:52] TG: and hes getting his windsock hoodie all twisted up in offense

[07:52] TG: fuckin hilarious

[07:53] EA: haha

[07:55] TG: theres legit something amazing

[07:55] TG: about when he starts getting mad

[07:55] TG: and tries to tell me off

[07:55] TG: but just winds up being a giant dweeb about it

[07:55] EA: does he cry sometimes?

[07:56] TG: what no

[07:56] TG: he just calls me a douche and then does that adorable little bucktooth smiley

[07:57] EA: aww...you said adorable!

[07:59] TG: what dude it is

[07:59] TG: in that way like

[07:59] TG: youre looking at baby animals online

[07:59] TG: and theres some fluffy fuzzball of a baby rabbit

[07:59] TG: i dont care how cool and or manly you are

[07:59] TG: that goddamn bunny is adorable

[07:59] EA: you look at baby animal pictures?

[08:00] EA: uhhh...egbert wants me to tell you that you're a dweeb...

[08:00] TG: who goes on the internet and doesnt get assaulted with fuzzy little cute things sometime