Wood you be mine?: Woodland Demars x reader

Tools

Brooooooooo.... it's been a PHAT minute since I updated this book... last time was in August of 2019... that's almost a year and a half ago! Don't worry! I'm slowly coming back to this book I think? Recently I've been getting back into Hi5 and stuff so maybe more content will be put out in this book? Hopefully so!
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"Y/n! Can you get me the wrench?" Woods asked as he held together two pieces of metal.
"I don't know what that looks like." I shook my head.
"It has the head of like a weird crescent moon."
"This one?" I asked
"Yeah! That's it!" I handed it to him and he tightened some screws
"Okay can you hand me a screw?"
"Uh sure."
"That's a nail babe."
"What's the difference?"
He sighed and told me to hand him the black bucket.
I did so and he pulled out a screw.
"Screws have these swirly ridges on them, nails do not."
"Oh..." I was kinda feeling dumb in this moment.
"Can you hand me a philips?"
"Is that the star or the flat?"
"The star."
I handed him the right tool and he tuned some stuff up.
"See baby, you have to speak in terms that I will understand, shapes, sizes, colors. Simple things."
"Can you hand me the blue, small, tool that looks like a pike mouth?"
"Here."
I handed him the object and he laughed
"How did you get that right?"
"What is it actually called?" I asked curiously
"Needle nosed pliers."
"Imma call it a pike plier."
"This is amazing. I wanna do that again."
"Hand me the" he grunted as he struggled to push together a seem "the yellow thing with the head that looks like Audrey 2 from little shop?"
I picked up a heafty tool and handed it to him. He laughed even harder.
"This is incredible! This is correct."
"What it's actually called?"
"A vise grip."
"This is fun!" I giggled
"This is insane!"
"What are you making anyway?"
"Just fixing up some old projects that have come lose and broken down."
"Ah, Well, I think my job is done here. I am going back inside."
"Okay thank you baby for the help."
"Uh huh, you're welcome you nerd."
"I love you!" He shouted as I made my way inside.
"I love you too." I shouted back

Later that night woods walked in with dirty hands and some black stuff all over his face.
"You're a mess." I laughed.
"Come give me a kiss." He teased
"Absolutely not! Get in the shower you freak!"
"Come here! Give me some love!"
"No I just showered!"
He started to walk toward me so I backed away.
"Kiss me!"
"No! Get away!" I shrieked. He started to chase me and now it was a full on war. I was out of breath by the time we made it around the house twice.
"I will get you!"
"Leave me be! I am just a poor clean soul!"
"Let me make you dirty!!"
"No! Please!" I begged as he caught me.
"Say you love me or you get the darkness."
"No! Never! I will never surrender!"
"Prepare to get dirty!"
"No! No no no!" He wiped his finger on my nose and I could feel it scrape onto my skin.
"Ew." I groaned
"Oh no, I guess now you'll have to shower with me." He shrugged as he spoke sarcastically.
"This was your plan all along wasn't it?" I asked
"One hundred percent."
"You're annoying."
"I love you too babe."