TNT: Trauma, Nutting, Tears (kagestuck)

Therapy is expensive. Jade's couch is free.

"Oh god, what has she done this time?"

Dave groaned in response. "She has TOTALLY not been trying to kill Kido." Ene shot finger guns at him. "She what?" John turned his head towards Ene, a puzzled expression on his face. "I thought this was gonna be about the whole 'Seto going insane' thing." He continued. "Yeah I'm totally fuckin kidding, it's about the 'Seto goin' insane thing'" She popped a piece of gum into her mouth.

"The heh of the what going the huh?" Dave raised an eyebrow, causing John to giggle. "S3TO K1ND4 W3NT 1NS4N3 4FT3R VR1SK4 K1LL3D H1M 4ND M4RRY 1N M1N3CR4FT." Terezi leaned against Dave's wall, struggling to open a laffy taffy.

"Annnnd why do I need to know this?" He made a hand gesture, suggesting that they should explain more. "How do we explain this one without sounding rude?" Konoha whispered quite loudly to Ene. "We need you to go with John to confront Vris cause' he's been fuckin traumatized by that bitch and he's completely dependent on you and refuses anyone else's help."

Konoha nudged Ene as if to say "dude, that was rude" while Terezi snickered. John looked down at the floor, clearly embarrassed. Dave shot him a sympathetic smile. "Yeah, of course I'll go with him. He's my best friend after all. Now leave so I can put a fucking shirt on." He slightly hissed the last bit.

"Awwww you won't let us watch?" Ene teased him, causing John to giggle. "Leave." Dave pointed towards the door and his friends shuffled out. John waved him one last awkward goodbye before filing out with the others.

Dave locked his door and quickly got dressed, putting on a black hoodie and ripped jeans. No matter how rushed he was, he had to maintain his cool guy persona. Dave looked at himself in his bathroom mirror, sighing. Why would John be dependent on him? And why did he like it..

mEAnWhIle

"KANO IM GONNA FUCKING KILL YOU!" Yelled an angsty young adult in the middle of a therapy session.

It wasn't really a therapy session, and Shintaro had nothing to be mad about. Other than the fact he liked Kano of all people. He hated himself (more than he usually does) for that. "Take it easy, dude!! All he did was steal your phone." Jade said nervously, trying to de-escalate the situation.

"Yeah, that's the FUCKING PROBLEM-" Shintaro snapped, wrestling with Kano trying to get his phone back. "Awwwe who's '💞💞stupid bottom💞💞' in your contacts? Is that your boyfwiend? Wait that's mE YOU STUPID PIECE OF SHIT I AM NOT A BOTTOM!" Kano protested before wrestling back.

"OHOHO YOU'RE SO WRONG! YOU'D LET ME FUCK YOU IN AN INSTANT!" As the two boys wrestled on her couch, Jade was caught up in her thoughts. She invited them here to try and help them try and be friends and not hate eachother.

Terrible mistake on my part >:/