TNT: Trauma, Nutting, Tears (kagestuck)

Back.. TO TEXAS!

"How come you can't just teleport us directly to the place?"

John asked as he walked to Ene's house.

"Because it takes up too much power." She answered, strolling along beside him. "Why couldn't we have done this at my house?" John asked again, crossing his arms.

Ene stopped for a moment. "Oh, I guess we could've. Eh, we're already half-way there. C'mon, Egbert!" She continued walking ahead of him and John groaned.

~MEANWHILE~

Jade had been on a phone call with Seto for about an hour now.

"This is booringgggg! I don't understand any of this at all >:/" The young girl whined. Seto sighed, "Fine. We'll go through it one more time. Vriska only lives 4 hours away from me, so it's easy for me to get to her. Then we-"

"How am I going to get to Vris?" She interrupted. "Pardon?" He asked. "How am I going to get to Vris? A flight to Canada from here takes almost 13 hours, not to mention the ticket price." Jade sounded worried for once.

"Not to worry, Jaden. For I have a plan." Seto smiled menacingly as he stared at the can of Sprite on his desk.

MEANWHILE AGAIN

"Alright, you ready?"

Ene asked her shorter friend.

"Of course I am! We've done this like five times before." John rolled his eyes, trying to sound unphased. Before long he grabbed Ene's hand because he was a nervous bastard.

"Alright. We need to go back-" She started, before being interrupted by John. "TO THE FUTURE!" He instinctively shouted. "No... to Texas..." Ene stared at him. "Ohhh. Right, right. Let's go!"

The two ran towards Ene's computer and, through the power of this being a crackfic, teleported to Dave's Computer. They popped out of the computer at the same time and waved to their friend.

Dave wasn't paying attention to them, he seemed to be distracted by whatever was on his phone. Ene cleared her throat and Dave almost dropped his phone.

"GAH! CAN'T YOU FREAKS KNOCK OR SOMETHING?" He shouted, his face flushing. "Sorry!" John said, sounding genuinely apologetic. Before Dave could put his phone back in his pocket, he heard a sound coming from it.

Ene got a little curious.

"DUDE GET OUT OF MY PHONE!" Dave tried to shake Ene out of his iPhone, it didn't work. The blue-haired girl giggled loudly. "Whats on the phone?" John asked. "Well it's actually yo-" Dave gave Ene a look before she continued. "-ORKIE PUPPIES! DAVE WANTS TO GET A YORKIE!" Ene nervously laughed as she popped out of Dave's phone.

John gave her a look as if he didn't buy it, but they continued on and walked out the door.

It was really cold and snowy, making it difficult for Ene to drive. She had 'borrowed' Dirk's car in order to take the boys to Vriska. You'd be surprised how little time it takes to get to Toronto from Houston (really, look it up.)

23 hours of 'never pass dave the aux' later

"We're hereee!" Ene said in a sing-song voice, the two boys groaned.

John and Dave got out of the car. "Aren't you coming with us?" The blonde boy questioned. "No, I have... something to do." Ene said, looking away for a moment.

John shot her a concerned look and she nodded back as if to tell him: "i'm okay, bud."

As Ene drived off, the two best friends stared at eachother awkwardly. They started walking..

And John immediately got hit in the face with a rock.

Somewhere, in Japan

"You should sit down for this."