TNT: Trauma, Nutting, Tears (kagestuck)

"I'm calling my lawyer"

"That BITCH!" Ene angrily remarked, pacing around the hospital room with her phone held up to her ear.

"To be fair, E, I think you're a little biased because of what Vris did to John." Dave added. He was about to be let out of the hospital, as they had finally given him his crutches. "Don't be biased in favor of me, Ene! I may not like Vriska but that doesn't mean you have to call her a b-word." John said while signing his name on Dave's cast in blue pen ink.

"Hold on kids I'm talking to Momo." She put a finger up to silence them and soon walked out of the room, still on her phone. "Isn't it bullshit how she calls us kids when she's only like a year older than us?" Dave asked. "Totally!" John agreed, finishing his signature.

Dave looked down at his cast. "You kinda went ham on the doodles there, dude." He chuckled before realizing his friend looked a little upset. "I didn't mean it in a bad way, they look cute." He reassured John, fluffing his hair as he sat down next to him.

"Isn't your brother coming to pick you up?" John asked, stretching. "Yeah that was.... fun to explain." Dave cringed slightly, remembering the awkward phone call.

FLASHBACK WOOOOOOOOOOO

"Heyyyyyyyyy, Dirk!" Ene smiled awkwardly as she held the phone up to her ear. Karkat motioned for her to put the phone on speaker and she obliged. "So, my car was gone for 3 days." Dirk said. "Yep! But it's back now, right?"

"It was returned with a note that said 'karkat did it' and the wheels were fucking covered with BLOOD." He sounded, understandably, pissed. Karkat punched Ene's shoulder.

Alright present time

"I bet you missed him, huh?" John rested his head on the chair arm. "I really haven't told you much about Dirk, have I?" Dave awkwardly chuckled. "No, what'd he do?" John yawned. "Well, you know how I was shitty to you when you came out? Well where do you think I learned that shit from." Dave hissed the last part slightly.

John yawned again. "I'm gonna beat his ass when he gets here." He smiled tiredly at Dave. "John, no. It's fine I-" He stopped, realizing John had put his head on his shoulder and fallen asleep. "Whatever." Dave whispered and laid his head on John's, drifting off to sleep as well.

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"BRO THEY FUCKING TOLD YOU!" Ene shot her arms up, walking towards what remained of Vriska's house with Karkat. "DID YOU LISTEN? NO. YOU DIDN'T. STUPID BITCH." She put her hand on her hip, stopping in front of Vriska. "ALRIGHT LETS JUST CALM DOWN HERE." Karkat said, pretending to rub his nose when he was actually giving Vris the middle finger.

"Alright, whatever. My 8ad. 8ut I am NOT paying for this shut. I don't have insurance." Vriska crossed her arms. "Well I'm not paying for this! Not only did I try to convince him not to blow your house up, I'm also broke!" Jade frowned. Everyone turned to look at Seto.

"Alright, listen, I-" "Seto?" He was interrupted by the girl he did all this for. "Marry?" He asked, shocked. "Ene told me what you did and I just...." She looked down and Seto immediately felt guilty. At least, until she continued. "You did all that for me?" He nodded and she ran up to him and kissed him.

Jade let out an 'awe' as Karkat made barfing noises. "You guys are fucking gross, I'm leaving." Ene walked away, Karkat following. "W8! Who's gonna pay for my house?!" Vris shouted as everyone but Jade left.

"I should like... yeah." Jade awkwardly shot fingerguns at her as she ran away.

"I'm calling my lawyer." Vriska pulled out her phone.