blue chick added weird horse dude, money maker, and cat girl
little angry bottom: OKAY SERIOUSLY WHERE THE FUCK ARE JOHN AND DAVE
creepy spider lady: to 8e honest, they're pro8a8ly fucking
creamsicle: WH
weird horse dude: D—-> I was not asked to be added to this e%ceptionally annoying group chat.
cat girl: :33< aww but equi!!! we can play minecraft together :D
apple juice man🧃: WE WERE NOT FUCKING
creepy spider lady: woah, calm down cool kid! I'm just joking, gay 8oy >;;;;;;;;D
dave simp: that's enough you two!!
sprite💕: What does gay mean?
blue chick: yknow dave? that's him.
sprite💕: Oh! Okay :)
apple juice man🧃: IM GONNA FUCKING KILL SOMEONE IN THIS GROUP CHAT LETS JUST- let's play some minecraft.
fish boy: wwoww vvery poggers
a few minutes of internalized homophobia and setting up discord later
Everyone had begun to separate into different voice chats, except for our dear friend Jade. She had begun to boot up Discord when she received a text message from Seto.
froggy!!! has sent you a message
Jade opened the message and it read as follows;
"When you get into the discord server, come to vc4 with me. We will put our plan into action."
"Alrighty then." Jade said very nonchalantly as she booted up Discord. She went into vc4 and didn't find Seto as she had expected. Instead, she found an interesting convo between Momo and Sollux.
"SOLLUX DON'T YOU DARE!" The orange-haired girl screamed. "II CAN AND II WIILL!" Sollux replied, standing in front of a stack of TNT with a flint and steel. The stack was located in front of Momo's house. "Okay okay ii had my fun, ii wont blow up your hou2e." He broke the TNT. "Thank you." Momo replied, feeling a wave of relief wash over her.
She walked inside her house without realizing there was a pressure plate in front of the door. As soon as she took a step inside, the pressure plate let off an army of bees into her house. "AGHHHH! SOLLUX WHAT THE HECK?!" She screamed, running out of her house. "THAT'2 WHAT YOU G-" Jade left the call before she could hear the rest.
wolfie!!! has sent you a message
Seto opens the message.
"we need 2 go 2 a different vc"
They finally settle on VC2 and Jade joins the call.
"Now that we're here, let's discuss our revenge." Seto states devilishly.
":33< oooo what are you two do-" "NEPETA I SWEAR TO GOD." Seto interrupts the troll girl. ":33< alrighty then."
arsenicCatnip has left the call
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TNT: Trauma, Nutting, Tears (kagestuck)
Humorso homestuck,, but the kagepro kids are there too,,, and,, they play minecraft,,, and have a group chat,,
