Theres so much exposition in this chapter im so sorry

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blue chick added furry lol, goth lesbian, creamsicle's gf, and liar liar pants on fire

furry lol: ooo what's this :0
goth lesbian: Hmm?
creamsicle's gf: Is Momo here?
liar liar pants on fire: HI BITCHEZ
creamsicle: LANGUAGE, KANO!! hi kido :>
little angry bottom: THIS CHAT IS THE BANE OF MY EXISTENCE

liar liar pants on fire: letz play some minecraft u losers >:)
goth lesbian: Hold on a moment, Kano. Before we start I would like to know the whereabouts of my brother.
blue chick: I checked on him, he's literally at his house. don't you guys live together?

goth lesbian: No, actually.
furry lol: it took rose and dave like 2 years to figure out they were actually related!!! rose lives in new york while dave and john live in texas!! :3 (I live on bora bora,, itz sad being away from all my friends constantly :c)
blue chick: oh yeah I get that. dave is at his house, john is there too.

liar liar pants on fire: lol gAY
creamsicle's gf: Kano you're literally bi
liar liar pants on fire: ur in love with momo
creamsicle's gf: ANYWAY TIME TO PLAY SOME MINECRAFT WOOHOO POGCHAMP

*Seto, Marry, Vriska, Jade, and Rose all join a call*

"Hey, losers!" Vriska says jokingly as she boots up the game. "Hey, Vriska!!" Jade said while giggling, she knew that after she had gained her special abilities that Vriska was no longer mean to her. She was instead kinda scared of her. "OH WOULD YOU LOOK AT THE TIME"the spider girl said nervously and immediately left.

Jade and Rose snickered at the idea of scaring Vriska of all trolls, practically giving each other a digital high-five. "Jade." A low voice said. "Hmm?" she wondered. "You scare Vriska. I admire that. Want to team up?" Seto said. "Seto what are you do-" Marry tried to speak before getting interrupted by Jade. "Well what's in it for me?" She asked begrudgingly. "First I'll tell you the plan, then we'll discuss payment. Call 4?" He asked hoping that they could switch calls. She agreed and they were gone as fast as they came.

*somewhere in Texas*

Dave was tired, he had no idea what time it was and it really didn't even matter. He was currently on summer break and was enjoying every last second of it. He felt something soft between his fingers. When he opened his eyes and found that it was John's hair he nearly through himself off the bed.

He inspected the scene more closely and realized John was on his chest, still asleep. "Nice." He whispered to himself, staring at John. No, Dave. Stop. Bad. Bad Dave. You're straight. Straight as the author of this story. Fuck that's not very straight. Straight as Freddie Mercury. FUU- Dave shook his head, trying to clear it of his not so straight thoughts™️ He figured if he compared himself to the author of this story, he might as well do what the author does when faced with a problem.

Go back to bed and forget it happened.

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