"What are we talking about, Seto-kun?" Konoha asked cheerfully.
"Well, I need a favor." Seto replied, looking at his fingernails. "A favor?" Konoha repeated. "Well I heard through the grapevine that Ene broke up with you." He continued
The "grapevine" was Nepeta and Momo. Seto likes gossip, what can he say?
"Yeah she did! How did you know?" Konoha asked, a little shocked. "I have my ways." Seto replied, a little menacingly. "That's concerning! :D" Konoha said, continuing to smile widely. "Righttttt... anyways! What Ene didn't tell you is that she's moving to Canada, and that's your last opportunity to get her!" He said urgently.
"Oh no!" Konoha put a hand over his mouth. "Oh yes!" Seto exclaimed before continuing, "Ol' Jadey needs to get to Canada anyway, so you can just pull one of your runny-trick-thingies and get the both of you there in a jiffy! Okie dokie?" he explained.
"Got it! I'll be there soon!" Konoha hung up and started packing his things for Canada.
Meanwhile, in Canada.
"And so then I was like 'dude,, I don't think you know what a cyst is,,' and you will not BELIEVE what he sai-" "KANO!" Shintaro interrupted the shorter guy's 'story'. It's not really a story because there was no plot, it was just him talking about how Kido didn't know what a cyst was.
"Kano you've been talking about the fucking cyst story for an hour, we're at Vriska's house. You can shut the fuck up now." He hissed. "Make me." Kano smiled. "YOU LITTLE SHIT I WI-" Shintaro started before being interrupted by Dave. "Yeahhh you guys can leave now."
Shintaro grabbed Kano's hand and they walked away, Kano throwing a peace sign up as they walked. John chuckled as he looked away from the two boys and stared at Dave. "Finally, we're rid of them. If I had to hear Kano say the word cyst one more time-" John said as he made a strangling motion with his hand.
Dave chuckled and smiled at his friend softly, looking into his delicate blue eyes. They stared at each-other for a few moments before Dave broke the silence. "Alright, we didn't drive 24 hours for nothing. C'mon, it's time to prevent a murder."
He knocked on the dark oak door, Vriska's house was quite big. It was about two stories and had a large brick chimney coming out of the dark roof. "Come in!" A man's voice shouted from inside the house. 'Oh great' Dave thought, sarcastically, as he opened the door.
He was greeted by a man who looked exactly like Konoha, but with black hair and red eyes. "Heyyy, Kuroha." John said nervously to the man sitting on the couch. "Hey boysss, are you here for Vrisssss?" He asked, slightly hissing.
(A/N: yes i gave him the snake thing fight me.)
"Yeah, where is she?" Dave responded. "She'ssss in the kitchen right now." Kuroha replied, fumbling with a TV remote. "Thanks!" John said, walking with his best friend to the kitchen.
When they set foot in the marble kitchen, Vriska immediately stopped what she was doing. (What she was doing, was making grilled cheese sandwiches.) "Aww, Johnny!" The spider girl exclaimed as she ran to hug John, causing him to cringe at the touch of his toxic ex-girlfriend.
"Heyy, Vris." John said, obviously uncomfortable. Vriska stopped hugging him before suggestively saying: "Are you finally coming 8ack, Johnny? ;;;;;;;;)"
"Uhh no I just-" John stuttered for a moment, Dave looked at him as if to say 'it's okay' and grabbed his hand. "I'm here to warn you that Seto is up to something. He's gonna do something bad to you because you blew up Marry in Minecraft." John said confidently.
"Really? Oh please, that baby couldn't hurt a fly." Vriska responded and went back to making her grilled cheese sandwiches. "Thanks for the warning though." She waved at them as the two boys left her house.
Dave shut the door behind them. As soon as the two best friends got outside, John hugged Dave and started crying. "Hey! Hey! Egbert, it's okay. You did a good job, okay? Vris can't hurt you because I'm here, E is about to pick us up and we'll be out of this hell-hole. Alright? So don't cry, you pussy." Dave added, jokingly. John chuckled a little and wiped away his tears.
"If you say so." He responded as he sat down next next to Dave on the stairs leading to Vriska's door.
In a Mcdonald's
"Thanks for inviting me here, man. I really needed to get out." She said as she took a bite into one of her fries. She had ordered a happy meal while Karkat had gotten a Filet-O-Fish. I guess there's a reason his name has 'cat' in it. Ene had thought.
"IT'S NO PROBLEM, I NEEDED TO GET OUT AS WELL." Karkat grumbled as he chewed on his sandwich. "SO, WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN DOING LATELY? NOT LIKE I CARE! I JUST NEED TO MAKE SMALL TALK,, YOU KNOW?" He quickly added. Ene chuckled. "I actually just broke up with someone recently." She flicked at her straw before taking a drink out of her Sprite.
Sprite.
Even a damn soda reminded her of him. "WAIT, YOU BROKE UP WITH KONOHA? YOU TWO WERE LIKE THE POWER COUPLE OF THE FRIEND GROUP! THE SPRITE AND THE ULTRA BLUE MONSTER, YKNOW?" Karkat looked back at Ene when he said the last bit, and he realized she was crying. "E? HEY! E DON'T CRY YOU FUCKING PUSSY! UHH,, LOOK-" He awkwardly grabbed her hand in his paw, causing her to look up.
"DON'T CRY. YOU OBVIOUSLY BROKE UP WITH HIM FOR A REASON, AND YOU'LL FIND SOMEONE ELSE. AND I'M HERE FOR YOU,, OR WHATEVER." Ene smiled. "Thanks, dude." She responded.
And then a guy started attacking an employee while screaming about chicken injuries.
I mean, it's Florida! What do you expect?
Ene and Karkat stared at each-other for a moment before laughing their asses off. "OH MAN, WHAT AN IDIOT." Karkat wheezed. "I KNOW RIGHT?" Ene wiped a tear from her eye, half from the breakdown, half from laughing. "HEY.. I WAS WONDERING IF YOU WANTED TO PLAY VIDEO GAMES AT MY HOUSE OR,,, SOMETHING." Karkat said nervously, his face turning as red as a tomato.
"I'd like that. But I'm beating your ass in COD." She smirked. "OH IT IS ON!" Karkat slammed his claws into the table before extending a paw to Ene. She accepted the offer and they walked out of the Mcdonald's hand-in-hand.
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TNT: Trauma, Nutting, Tears (kagestuck)
فكاهةso homestuck,, but the kagepro kids are there too,,, and,, they play minecraft,,, and have a group chat,,
