Love, Mona. #2

First Date

Blair:  I knew it! 

Max:   So did I! Man, I feel like I'm in high school again.

Twinkle:  If you guys were so sure I was pregnant... why didn't you say anything?

Blair:  We figured we'd let you tell us, we've known you for over twenty years now. You can't hide anything from us!

Twinkle:  Guess not.

Max:  How is Mona taking the news?

Twinkle:  Better than I could have hoped.

Blair:  It must be weird... after seventeen years of being the only child.

Twinkle:  I know, but she's been great. I'm just so lucky to have Mona, she's never given me any problems. Literally, the easiest child.

Blair:  Hmm. Well, she's not dating yet.

Max:  Which is beyond weird, she's such an amazing girl.

Twinkle:  She's just not ready. She'll date when she finds the right guy.

Max:  Speaking of the right guy... do you see her over there with Christian? Look at the way they're looking at each other.

Christian:  Congratulations.

Mona:  Thank you - and thank you for coming.

Christian:  It's exciting news.

Mona:  Yeah, we're really happy about it, it was such a wonderful surprise for us all.

Christian:  Yeah...

This conversation feels awkward...

Mona:  Look, I'm sorry again. I'll take heed of what you said and leave you alone.

Christian:  Look... I'm sorry I told you to leave me alone, I didn't mean it. And I'm sorry for what Sally said.

Mona:  No need to apologize, she doesn't bother me and I realize she was right.

Christian:  What do you mean? What was she right about?

Mona:  All the stuff about me taking my time with dating, it was silly. What I did to you was pathetic, clearly I need to get out more... so I've decided to take matters into my own hands.

Christian:  What do you mean by that?

Mona:  I've got a date this weekend. :)

Christian:  A date?! With whom?!

Mona:  Liam. Hopefully, I can finally get my first kiss. I'm ready.

Christian:  Liam, seriously?! This must be a joke.

Mona:  What's wrong with Liam?! Maybe he's not entirely perfect, but...

Christian:  He's-- he's an obnoxious jock!

Mona:  And Sally is a trashy witch! You don't see me telling you whom to date.

Christian:  What are you talking about?! That's literally what you tried to do!

Mona:  Whatever. We're just walking in circles, let's just end this conversation now.

Christian:  Fine with me.