The Best Story Ever (New)

Part Ocho:

So my Dear Diary's reader, you must be very confused by now. Why did I start writting this? What did I mean when I said something bad will happen? What did I do with the cockroach in the box Inea gave me? Well my Dear Diary's reader, if I had told you now, it would spoil all of the fun! Let it be known, that this book will serve as a guide to the one who reads it. Keep this diary with you at all costs!

Understand this reader, I will tell of one last entry. This entry will not help you, the reader. Rather, it will serve as the lasting impression of my life legacy. Well, you will understand soon enough. Here we go...

It's a rainy day outside today and my little toad tasties are finally comming home from wizard school! "Father!" I hear my children cry. I run up to them and embrace them. We are all crying and hugging in the train station. Joyful as a bucket of fresh sardines, crying, I turn to them and ask, "Okay children, now that we are finally united as one, where would thous jovens like to go for celebration?"

My children think like little Einsteins, until finally they say together, "DIZNAY WORLD!" I give a big grin at their response. "Diznay World it is then!" I say to them. "Come, my little toad tasties!" I shout as I lead the way to my magic mop.

Inea, myself, and my little jovens all sit together on the magic mop as we fly into the wind! Well, Not before lighting a fire in the train station, of course!

I can feel my long hair ride within the wind. The atmospheric pressure makes me feel alive as I soar up with my family into the mountains. This is really fun! I almost wish I was an air wizard! I say to myself. Suddenly, a great amusement park fades into my vision. "Look kids!" Inea says, "Its Diznay world!!". The children screech with joy at this.

We land right before a great golden gate. When I get off of my mop, it feels like I'm still flying in the air. My family travels up to the front up to get our tickets. Inea pays the worker with blackmail and we head inside the park. Once we're inside, I ask everyone, "Okay, where shall we go first?". Kralmer answers, "I want to go get a makeover at the fairy princess land!" Then Elena says, "Well I want to go to the park and harass the workers on child safety!". Adrian butts in and says, "Both those ideas are stupid! I'm going to flush every toilet in the park and damage the plumbing!". Lastly, Barnacle says, "Well, I really wanted to go light a trashcan fire in the theater!"

I say to my children, "Well now, those are all very good ideas,"However, Since Inea blackmailed the worker I think we should do what Inea wants to do. So Inea, what does thou desire to do deep in thouest beating heart?"

Inea think and thinks while scratching her chin. Ideas of chaos and insanity fill her mind within the void of possible possibilities. Finally, the glimmer of inspiration crosses her mind. "I know what we shall do!" Inea tells everyone smirking. Inea whispers deeply into my ear and tells me what she is thinking. I laugh at her suggestion and shout, "Why Inea, thats the most wonderous idea of them all!!"

I gather my family, and we all take off to engage in Inea's wonderous plan. Firstly, I run as quick as lighting to the Toy Tale charecters. The Toy Tale characters are standing right where I want them. They are handing out autographs and taking photos with the children. Their happy smirks will soon fade into confusion and sadness for what I am about to do!

I stand infront of the cowboy charecter. I can smell his hot BO reeking from his costume in the July heat. "Well howdy partner!" the cowboy says to me, "There's a serpent in my...". The cowboy doesn't have time to finish his sentence because I hold down on his belt and pull towards the ground. The cowboys pants come right down exposing his brightly colored underwear.

"Uhhhh...ummm" I can hear the cowboy charecter mumble embarrassed. Next, I rip off the last of the poor man's clothing, which leaves nothing behind. The quickly runs to a nearby bush and hides at the sight of his embaressment. Next, from the corner of my eye, I can see the spaceman charecter inching away from me. "Woah there partner!" I say to him playfully, "It is your turn next!!!". I chase after him, and pretty soon, his costume comes off, just like the cowboys. "AHHHHH!" The spaceman screams as he tries to find cover for his body.

And eventually, by the time I am reunited with my family, every single charecter in the Diznay park has been completely decostumed. Everywhere I can look is a mess. There are children crying, angry adults yelling at the workers, and many bare skined workers, whom are now not getting paid nearly as much as what they should be.

"Oh Inea!" I turn to her and say, "It is because of you that this day has been absolutly perfect! But now, let us go home! For it is the end of another adventure.". Myself, Inea, and the children all hop back onto my magic mop and ride back home. Well, not before lighting a small section of the park on fire, of course!

When we finally get back home, everyone is tired and very, very happy with the memories of today. That is when, I realize that this day has been one of the best in my life so I decide to add it to my Diary. Yes reader, I know you dont need to read this chapter. However, i wanted a way so that I could remember this happy day for the rest of my life! And maybe, just maybe, you, the reader, might understand a little bit about who I really am. This is my last wish to you. Take care! I...

~The Great Witch Jubaya