Lookism Gun x Reader: How The Mighty Fall In Love

My Fiancé Is Gay?!

San sat at the door and stared at the handle, his tail wagging excitedly.

He let out a little whine and looked back at us before nodding towards the door.

"Who is it?" I asked and he pawed the door handle.

Gun let go of me and opened the door, pushing Sancus back with his leg.

"Oh, it's you. What are you doing here?"

"I came to see YN."

"DG?" I asked confused and pushed Gun aside. San ran out happily and greeted him with kisses and head butts. He rolled onto his back and DG gave him belly rubs.

"I came to see you."

"What, why?"

"I saw your engagement announcement and I recognized Gun's hand as the one next to yours."

"How did you recognize his hand?" I asked confused.

"I've spent far to much time with him."

"Oh." I nodded slowly.

"So is it true?"

"Huh?"

"The engagement. Is it true?"

"Oh, no it's not. We were just talking about how annoying it was when boys would act like weird perverts and that pretending to be taken usually makes them back off. Gun bought us these rings to make a fake engagement post and to wear around."

"Oh, I see." He nodded and looked relieved.

....

HOLY CRAP DOES DG HAVE A CRUSH ON GUN?!

Maybe that's why they were in a fight! Because Gun couldn't commit and DG wanted to go public!

Gun must have panicked when he realized that things were getting serious and he ran for the hills.

Perhaps he's been acting straight this whole time which is why he brings up pretty woman so much! DG came here to see if his man had really moved on!

I ain't no home wrecker!

It's time for operation DG+Gun! DGun for short!

I will help these two repair their relationship! They will get their happy ever after!

I wanted to try and date Gun...but now I see that's not possible.

Lmao! Was it ever?!

Anyways....

He's gay and I'm a girl. His lover is right in front of us, I won't ruin this for them.

Gun's happiness will be my happiness!

"What's with that determined anime girl face?" Gun asked nervously.

"I'm on a mission!" I whispered with clenched fists, clenching them harder without realizing.

"Uhhh-"

"I need to go!" I ran back inside and then came back outside. "DG, come on in. Gun will keep you company." I pulled him in and closed the door.

"Wait, YN-"

"It's okay, you two will have a lot of privacy to talk about everything and anything you two want or need to talk about. Like... relationship and problems you two might have?"

"Wha-"

"Bye!"

I zoomed upstairs and closed the door, taking out my laptop from my bag.

I need to distract myself from my problems, there's nothing I can do to help my friends.

I can't ask anyone to interfer or anything like that.

Because Hostel is not an organization that New Group worries about, I can't ask The Guardians or other agents to step in.

I'm not going to abuse my power.

Alright, let's see... Let's look up... gay....ideas..NO THAT'S A HORRIBLE thing to look up!

(Quick AN, have I came out to you guys yet? I can't remember. I'm Omnisexual which is almost the same thing as Pansexual, only Omnisexuals recognize gender. Pansexuals tend to refer to themselves as gender blind. Idk why I thought this was a good time to come out but yeah!)

I stopped and wondered what I should search? Hmmm, how about...

"Cute...ideas...to...do with...my... gay...boy... fri-end..." I muttered before I pressed enter.

"Oh, this is a good idea. A sauna! I can get them a private sauna room so they can be together, all alone and with only a towel to cover themselves! A steamy wet room is about to get a whole lot steamy and wetter..." I giggled as I reserved a room.

I printed the paper and ran downstairs to grab it. I ran down the hall and purposely bumped into a table to announce my presents.

A bitch ain't trying to walk in on two boys fucking!