Lookism Gun x Reader: How The Mighty Fall In Love

Is It To Early For Hot Girl Summer?

"YN?! What's wrong?!" Gun asked concerned.

"It's Taehun Seong!"

"Who?"

"The taekwondo guy! You remember, he had fought Hobin!?'

"Uh, that guy who everyone was obsessed with because he was in a puddle of water?"

"Yeah, him!"

"He's boring."

"Hey! I would kiss him!"

"You'd kiss him? He's not even that good looking..."

"Shut up, you wish that were you." I snorted.

"Aren't you engaged?"

I laughed and shook my head.

"I don't know man, a ring comes off pretty easily. Is it too early for hot girl summer?"

"Goo would not let you have a hot girl summer."

"Ugh, Goo is no fun!"

He chuckled and I huffed again.

"I bet your ass is real tan now."

"Not really, the only time I went out was to fish."

"Isn't it hard to fish with them jumping on your dick?" 

"I will end you."

"You're acting like that's not what I want."

"Go see a therapist."

"I would but I killed them all."

"What?"

"What?"

"Wait, what did you say?"

"I didn't say anything."

"Yes you did."

"No I didn't."

I heard him sigh.

"You sound annoyed."

"Sometimes you're the easiest person to talk to, and sometimes you're the biggest pain in the ass."

"At least I'm not as bad as Goo." I grinned.

"You're worse."

Click.

I hung up on that bastard.

How dare he say I'm worse than Goo?! Ugh, I'm going to block him! I'm going to block him on everything!

....after a nap.

I rolled over and closed my eyes tiredly. Having broken bones is tiring man!

"Bruh, wake up you fat useless bitch!"

I yelped and sat up, now wide awake and holding my cheek which stung.

"What the fuck, Sofia?!"

"You're a heavy sleeper when you need to be a light one." She huffed.

"You can't just slap your boss, dumbass!"

"Bitch, I just did."

"I-"

"Anyways, the boys got into a fight over with Hostel. They actually turned on each other." She shrugged and jumped onto my bed. "Boing, boing, boing, boing. Girl, your bed is really fun to jump on. It'll be perfect for when you and Gun finally fuc-"

"Excuse me, what do you mean by, 'they turned on each other'?!"

"Yeah, a few of your peps were wandering around in patrol and saw Vasco fighting Vin, Jay is in a pretty brutal fight with Logan and Daniel is going up against Zack. I'ma bout to go watch, wanna come? Oh! Also, Hostel B is coming in to fight Olly, so that's cool."

"HUH?! But Eli needs to take care of Yenna!"

"Crystal is watching her."

"Crystal?!"

"Yeah, she's her babysitter."

"But Olly is really strong... I'm worried for Eli..."

"You're the boss, make the call and everything is solved."

"We can't get involved. It has nothing to do with New Group.

"Well, they're still our friends, doesn't that count for anything?"

"You can go and help them. As the leader, I can, but it's better not to. If I get injured, that could lead to New Group getting involved and taking action. Although it may seem good, it won't be. After all, they're citizens and we're assassins. It wouldn't be fair on their part. And it's a waste of money that we need to save. Plato will not be cheap to fight...."

"Well, I'ma go watch. Might get involved, might not. Not sure yet."

"Don't let them see you. And don't fight."

"Ugh, you're no fun. By the way, Gun was blowing your phone up like crazy. Sancus and Mew kept rejecting his calls. It was pretty funny actually, I took a video and set it to the group chat."

"The one with Gun and Goo or the one with Jordan and the others?"

"The one with all the top assassins." She nodded.

"I was tired." I sighed and glanced at my phone.

"And you were upset that Gun is off with those hotties on a Yacht. All alone with Goo. No one to tell them to keep it down...they can do whatever the hell they want to do...tie ups...bdsm.... threesome...none stop orgasms...so many mouths and hands there ready to please him-"

"Did you not say you were leaving?"

She seemed to have been brought out of her thoughts and nodded.

"Right, bye." She hopped off the bed, tripped and hit the floor with a loud thud. "I'm alright! Bye!" She scrambled off the floor and ran out of the room.