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-May 17th 1998-

   Me,Chandler,Ross,Joey and Rachel are now at The Hospital arriving with Phoebe.

Phoebe:"To nurse".Hi.

???:Hi.

Phoebe:Hi yeah hi!.I'm um Phoebe Buffay and I have babies coming out of me.

???:Okay.Have you started having contractions?.

Phoebe:Not yet.Um I heard they really hurt do they hurt?.

???:Well…

Phoebe:Oh my God.

Ross:It's all right.

???:Now which of you is the father?."Points to Chandler,Joey,Ross".

Phoebe:Oh no none of them are the father. The father is my brother.

???:Okay…

Rachel:I am so gonna miss watching you freak people out like that.

Joey:Okay uh Pheebs quick.Look.This."Referring to camera".Is for the babies to look at someday so is,is there anything you want to say?.Y'know before it all starts?.

Phoebe:Oh okay um hi kids.Um it's me Aunt Phoebe.I can't wait to see you.Please don't hurt me.

Monica and Gene come running in.

Ross:Hey what took you guys so long?.

Steph:Your cab left when ours did.

Monica:Well we,we had to go back because I forget my jacket.

Gene:That's right.

Rachel:You're not wearing a jacket.

Gene:And I left my wallet at Me and Steph's so we got that.

Monica:Oh man.I did it again.

Phoebe:"Standing up".Okay so um somebody has to call Frank and Alice.

   As she is talking Joey is sticking the camera under her skirt.

Phoebe:And then my mom wants to know-Joey what are you doing?!.

Joey:I gotta get the before shot.

Phoebe:"Shakes her head".

*Time Lapse*

   Rachel and Ross enter The delivery room to join us.

Rachel:Hi Pheebs?.Okay so just spoke to the nurse and the reason that your doctor is late is because uh she's not coming.

Phoebe:What?!.

Ross:Apparently she fell in the shower and hit her head.

Phoebe:Oh my God she's so stupid!.

Ross:Look Pheebs,Pheebs it's gonna be okay.

Phoebe:That's easy for you to say I don't see three kids coming out your vagina!.

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