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-June 10th 1999-

   Me,Chandler,Joey,Gene,Monica and Rachel are at Central Perk as Phoebe enters.

Steph:Hey.

Phoebe:Hi.

Monica:Hey.

Chandler:Oh what’s the matter?.

Phoebe:Well you know that psychic I see?.

Chandler:Yeah?.

Phoebe:Well she told me that I’m gonna die this week.so I’m kinda bummed about that.

Chandler;What?.

Phoebe:Yeah and I know you guys don’t know a lot about psychic readings but that one is pretty much the worse one you can get.

Monica:Phoebe that’s crazy.

Joey:I can’t believe she would say that too you.

Rachel;Yeah honey you don’t believe her do you?.

Phoebe;I don’t-she said y’know that I’d have triplets.But she also said one of them would be black.

Steph:Just out of curiosity did she tell you how you’re gonna go?.

Phoebe:No cause she didn’t tell me I was gonna die until the very end of the session and I was not gonna waste a whole another hour there.I mean I’ve only got a week left y’know?.I’ve really gotta start living now.

   Phoebe picks up the latest copy of Car and Driver,Leans back.and starts reading as Ross enters the Cafe.

Ross:Hey everyone.

Gene:Oh hi.

Ross:Hey uh well today’s my first lecture and I kinda wanted to try it out on you guys.do you,do you mind?.

All:Oh that’d be great.Sure.

Ross:"Reads".There are three primary theories concerning sediment flow rate. Each of these theories can be further subcategorized into two distinct…

Phoebe:Oh this is it.This what’s gonna kill me.

Ross:"Reads".Subcategories.The first of these subcategories is…

Joey;Uh Ross.Are there uh are there naked chicks on that piece of paper?.

Ross:No.Why?.

Joey:Well I’ve just never seen a guy stare so hard at a piece of paper that didn’t have naked chicks on it.

Ross:Oh.Okay,Okay."Reads".There are three."Looks at Joey".Primary theories concerning sediment flow rate."Looks between Chandler,Rachel".

Rachel"Laughing".

Ross:"Reads".Each of these theories."Looks at Phoebe".Can be further subcategorized."Looks at Chandler".Into…

Chandler:Why don’t you open with a joke?.

Ross:Open with a joke?.It’s a university not a comedy club.

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