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-August 2nd 1998-

   Me,Chandler,Joey,Monica and Gene are at Central Perk as Phoebe enters carrying a large box.

Phoebe:Hey.

Steph:Hello.

Joey:Hey.

Gene:Hi.

Chandler:Hello.

Monica:Hey what's that?.

Phoebe:Yeah my mom sent me a family heirloom that once belonged to my grandmother.Can you believe it?!.A year ago I didn't even have a family and now I have heirlooms for crying out loud.

   Phoebe puts her leg up on the chair and removes this huge knife from her boot to open the box with.

Phoebe:Eeeee-

   Phoebe opens the box and removes its contents and sees that it's a fur coat.

Phoebe:Oh!.God!."Throws it at Joey".

Joey:Argh,argh!."Catches coat".Oh soft.Is this mink?.

Phoebe:Yeah!.Why would my mother send me a fur?.Doesn't she know me but at all!.Plus I have a perfectly fine coat that no innocent animal suffered to make.

Gene:Yeah just some 9 year old Filipino kids who worked their fingers bloody for 12 cents an hour.

  Phoebe stares at him wide eyed.Gene sees her reaction.

Gene:That didn't happen I made that up.

Ross:"Enters".Hey."Putting up flyer".

Gunther:Oh Ross?.Ross!.You can't put up flyers in here.

Ross:How come?.Everybody else does.

Gunther:You can't.

Steph:What is that?.

Ross:Oh um I'm just getting rid of a couple of things.

Monica:"Looking at flyer".This is all of your things.

Ross:Yes,yes it is.No but it's good it's-Emily thinks we should get all new stuff.Stuff that's just ours together.Y'know brand new.

Monica:So basically this is a getting rid of everything Rachel ever used sale.

Ross:Touched.Used.Sat on.Sleep on.

Gunther:I'll take it all.

Joey:Hey Ross you're okay with that?.

Ross:"Sits down".Look if I can just do what Emily wants and get her to New York I'm sure everything will be fine.

Chandler:Okay but don't you think this is a little extreme?.

Ross:After what I did?.Can you blame her?.

Phoebe:Oh my God.You got off easy.When my friend Silvie's husband said someone else's name in bed she cursed him and turned his thingy green.

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