mcyt oneshots

gold - technoblade

Sorry for anyone that got a notif for a chapter that's not this one,, I was writing a request and accidentally published it lol,, sorry about that ;-;

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i don't particularly like how this chapter is written,, but oh well,, I like the concept I guess eh ( also i will warn you i hardly ever proof read ._. )

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"Look at what I found in the nether!" Tommy excitedly places down his ender chest, opening the lid to take out whatever items he found interesting.

Philza laughs at his excitement, while Wilbur and Ranboo just wait, excited to see what he found. Techno just sighs, not really wanting to be here right now.

"So i was at a bastion, and i looted a chest and found this cool shit!" Tommy pulls out a sack full of items, and dumps it on the floor.

Techno tenses up when he pulls out the heavy bag, feeling the pull of the items before he can even see what's inside.

He silently curses, thankful that he was wearing a cloak to cover up himself he tries not to snatch the bag up, which most definitely contains gold.

See, Techno was a piglin hybrid, and like anyone knows when you go to the nether, you trade with piglins by giving them some kind of golden item, preferably ingots.

With this piglin DNA, came some features as well, two short tusks that protrude from the corners of his mouth, and pointed ears like a pig.

Because of this, techno usually keeps away from any gold items, and likes to stay away from the nether as much as possible, unless he is by himself, then he can do whatever he wants.

Tommy, not noticing the discomfort of the older one, opens the bag and dumps all the contents onto the ground.

Gold sparkles in the light, reflecting onto peoples clothes and making them look like they're shining. Gold ingots, golden armour, and golden weapons pile onto the floor, making everyone oo and aah.

Wilbur, Ranboo and Tommy all start to shift through the items, laughing and pretending that they are kings of another world with the golden items, putting on crowns and swinging around swords.

Philza, glances sideways at Techno, who isn't moving from his position at all, and is slightly shaking. Philza quickly steps towards Techno with concern.

"Hey Techno? Are you okay?" Techno can't say anything, afraid that if he opens his mouth there won't be any words, only piglin sounds that come out.

"Hey Technoblade! Look at this crown! It's fucking perfect for you!" Tommy waddles over, a golden crown in his hands as he nears.

The piglin starts to shake more violently, trying to stop himself from attacking the poor boy to get the gold out of his hands.

"L-leave." Techno mutters it loud enough for Philza to hear, but the words don't reach the teen as he cluelessly walks forward.

Philza though, gets the idea, and frantically bats the crown out of Tommy's hand, before harshly tugging him out of the way into his arms.

"Philza! What are you doin- WOAH!" Tommy starts to complain before he sees what the blood god looks like, his cloak hood fallen to his shoulders.

Techno doesn't have any control, moving on instinct he pounces on the crown, scooping it up in his hands possessively.

"Ranboo. Wilbur, leave the gold now." Wilbur and Ranboo look up at the older one, confused at the sudden command, before they too see the state that Techno is in.

"Woah- what the fuck, is he a piglin?" Wilbur asks, his mouth agape as he looks at Techno who is possessively holding the crown in his hands.

The four watch the piglin, as he suddenly starts to shift through his inventory, before he pulls out a enderpearl and drops it at the ground below Philza, before becoming possesive again.

"Is he trading with you Phil?" Ranboo asks, looking curiously at the piglin as he puts the crown on his head.

Tommy, who is still wearing a piece of golden armour, takes it off and places it in front of techno before Phil can tel him not to.

Techno looks at the golden armour, then at Tommy, and gives the boy one singular netherwart in return.

"Hey! Your ripping me off!" Tommy angrily says, throwing the netherwart to the ground he turns to stomp away before someone speaks.

"The armour is in poor condition, it's barely holding together, the only use it would have is to be melted and turned into ingots."

The four stare at Technoblade, who is inspecting the golden chest plate in his hands, his red eyes scrutinising every single inch of the item.

"What- you can speak?" Wilbur asks incredulously, his eyes wide as he watches Techno sigh and roll his red eyes at his shock.

"I'm only partly piglin, I have instincts that I can't control sometimes, but I'm not fully like that." Wilbur seems to understand, but Tommy is still having a hard time comprehending.

Philza steps in though, and places a shining sword in front of Techno, that isn't gold, but has a golden hilt and guard.

His eyes widen as he picks up the sword in his hands, the light reflecting onto his face he smiles slightly at the beautiful sword in his hands.

Techno puts the sword down and pulls out a stack of Ender pearls, and puts his hand out to give them to Philza.

"Nope. Not a good enough deal for me Techno, guess I'll just take the sword back." Philza shrugs and reaches for the sword, but Techno snarls and pulls it closer to him.

"What do you want for it?" He narrows his eyes at the sly face phil makes before he pretends to look innocent.

"Hmm, I don't know Techno." Philza trails off, pretending to be lost in thought as Techno sits there agitated and annoyed.

"Fine!" Techno grits his teeth as he pulls out four netherite scraps and hands them to Philza.

"What the fuck Technoblade! You just got ripped off!" Tommy barks out laughter as he sees the trade happen, but Techno couldn't care less.

The piglin knows he got ripped off, but as he holds the sword in his hands, he probably would've given Phil more netherite scraps if he needed too.

Techno stands up, putting his new sword in his empty sword holster, he turns to Tommy, who looks scared for a moment when he sees the cunning look on the Blood Gods face.

"I'm keeping all this gold Tommy." Tommy gasps, half faking, half actually being shocked.

"But i got it all!" Tommy reaches to grab a golden ingot on the floor near his feet, but a animalistic growl from Techno causes him to jump two feet in the air and leave the gold alone.

Wilbur laughs at the younger one, causing Tommy to start to angrily swear at Wilbur, Ranboo just watches the two, not knowing whether to laugh or be concerned.

Philza smiles at the three, before turning back to Technoblade. "Next time if you have such a big secret, you better fucking tell me."

Techno gulps nervously before nodding, and just like that Philza smiles again. "You better pick up all the gold before the raccoon tries to steal it all.

"Hey! I'm not a raccoon!" Tommy interrupts as Techno starts to shove the items back into the bag.

After this incident, no one brought gold items near Techno, until they learned that he could trade with them, and he could communicate with them.

It didn't last long though, as Techno was a master at conning people into bad deals, unless it was Philza, the pig never tried to rip off the older one.

He didn't want to incur the wrath of Philza of course.

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