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gold pt2 - technoblade

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a chapter for @Ashie_Is_Kawaii !! hope you like this chapter cause I know you liked part 1!!!

requests are currently closed (as I have 3 other chapters requests that I need to finish) :]

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"So Techno, I have heard that your part piglin, is that true?"

Techno stands tall and glances over the small group that's surrounding him, wondering exactly how the hell he managed to get into this situation.

He sighs. "Well if you used your eyes you might be able to see the piglin tusks I have, or the fact I have pointed ears. You would be able to tell I'm perfectly human." Techno deadpans.

Dream huffs in annoyance while Sapnap and George laugh beside him. Quackity stifles a chuckle and Captain Puffy smiles. Schlatt grins as he thinks of ways to piss off the blood god.

"Shut up all of you." Dream sighs, looking back at the taller one who has a smug grin on his face.

"Yes Dream, I'm a piglin, now is that all you wanted to hear?" Techno sighs exasperated once more as Dream starts asking him about his piglin DNA.

"Can you talk to piglins?"

"Yeah I can."

"Did your mum have sex with a piglin" Techno turns to Sapnap, mortified at the question he asked.

"What?" Sapnap shrugs, "I was just asking."

They keep drilling Techno with questions, the large piglin not seeing a certain someone leave, but he could definitely tell when they came back.

He immediately stops talking, his posture becoming more hunched and his eyes becoming more wild as he looks at the gold in Puffys arms.

The Dream team tense up and step back, careful of the gold obsessed piglin standing in front of them.

Puffy though, with no hesitation dumps the piles of gold ingots in front of Techno, and then stares at the slightly confused hybrid.

"Well? Are you going to give me stuff?" She asks, and Techno immediately starts rifling through his bags.

He drops enderpearls, iron nuggets and some other higher value items, and then some lesser wanted items like string and leather.

He frantically throws out items to puffy while Quackity and Schlatt laugh their asses off on the sidelines.

"Is that all?" Techno puffs out after a while, the desire to quickly trade for the gold fading as he pulls the items into his grasp.

"I don't have anything else to trade." He mutters.

"I'm surprised you had that many items!" George says, looking at the piles of random assortments in from of Puffy.

Suddenly, Puffy places a golden crown in front of Techno, who goes to snatch it away but Puffy quickly takes it back. Techno gently growls, feeling the pull towards the gold before he has even touched it.

"I would like something good for it! I'm sure you can sense the value in the crown!" Techno grits his teeth and shuffles through his inventory.

He finds an item, and places it in front of puffy sadly, watching as the netherite ingot is taken away.

"Holy shit! He just gave you netherite for a golden crown!" Dream exclaims, glancing at George and Sapnap who both seem equally shocked.

Techno ignores them though as he pulls the crown onto his head, satisfied with the trade, even though to others it would seem as if he was ripped off.

"I'm going to go get some gold! I'll be right back!" George, Sapnap and Dream quickly bolt off to get some gold to exploit Techno with.

"Thanks Techno!" Puffy says, smiling as she puts away the ingot in her inventory.

"Your just lucky it was a good crown." Techno mutters as he puts the gold ingots away.

Schlatt watches the two, when he suddenly gets an idea, though it is a very stupid idea (sometimes Schlatt doesn't use his brain very well).

He sneaks foreward and quickly snatches a gold ingot off the ground from the pile in front of him, Techno immediately growls and lunges for the gold.

"I don't think so!" Schlatt holds the gold behind him, so Techno is unable to grab it.

Suddenly, Schlatt passes the gold ingot to Quackity, who looks confused as he holds the bar in his hands.

"Give it back." Techno snarls, baring his teeth.

So, Quackity does what any other normal person would do in that situation if they had a massive gold obsessed piglin in front of him while he is holding stolen gold.

He ran.

Well, to be honest, a normal person would most likely give the gold back, but it is Quackity that we're talking about.

Quackity lets out an ear piercing scream as he scrambles away, the gold still in his hands as he bolts around.

Techno launches after him, using his powerful legs to sprint after the smaller one, but with Quackitys smaller stature, he keeps slipping out of Technos grasp.

"YOU ASSHOLE SCHLATT- AH! GET AWAY FROM ME!" Quackity screams at Techno as he runs around, Schlatt not at all concerned in the slightest as he tries to breath between breaths of laughter.

Puffy watches amused, still deciding whether she should go help Quackity, or just laugh at him on the sidelines.

All of a sudden Quackity trips over the uneven ground, and the gold ingot is flung from his hands as he lands face first on the floor.

Techno doesn't slow down at all, rather than going around he vaults over the fallen man and snatches the gold off the ground.

Puffy and Schlatt walk over to the two, Schlatt still having trouble breathing because of his laughter as he watches Quackity dust himself off.

"Don't steal my gold again." Techno says, directing it at Quackity, but Schlatt definitely feels the intense wrath of the hybrid gravitating towards him.

"You fucker Schlatt, I can't believe you did that to me!" Quackity scowls, already over the fact that Techno took the gold off him.

The two bicker back and forth while Puffy and Techno just watch them both from the sidelines.

"This might take a while." Techno mutters.

"Maybe we should go." The two walk off, leaving the arguing adults to work their own problems out.

"Well now I know the best time to trade with you is when your all out of your normal trades Techno." Puffy says, laughing (though there is something slightly menacing underneath the happy tone).

Techno shudders. "I hate this." Puffy just laughs.