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hehe i like goat jschlatt,, and idk how well this is edited lol

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Schlatt was in fact part goat (even though he liked to think he was a ram), he didn't have goat legs or a face, the only resemblance he actually has to the animals is the two horns that stick out of his head.

His personality was one of a normal human, he didn't make goat noises or have an overwhelming urge to eat random things like grass.

One thing, that Schlatt couldn't help about his goat DNA, was what happened whenever he got scared.

Schlatt walks through L'Manberg, hands stuffed in his pockets has the sun shines down on him.

For once, there isn't any chaos happening on the server, no TNT explosions, no Technoblade being an anarchist, just as peaceful as it can get with the people who live here.

As he passes through a mountain, Schlatt sees a figure in the corner of his eye hiding behind the edge of the tunnel.

Sighing, he walks through and doesn't even jump when he sees TommyInnit jump out from the corner in an awful attempt to scare him.

"Schlatt! Why are you never scared?" Tommy whines, following behind the older man as he walks down the path.

"Because I'm not a pussy and I don't get scared Tommy." Schlatt answers, like it's the most obvious answer in the world.

Tommy though, doesn't accept this as an answer and continues to annoy the goat. "Why don't we play a scary game then? Like outlast? Or maybe FNAF?"

Tommy keeps saying random games that he thinks are scary, Schlatt ignoring him until he gets quite pissed off by the unending words being spammed by the child.

"Tommy! I'm not going to get scared by you!" Schlatt yells out, stopping and turning around to face him.

Tommy isn't fazed by the yelling, but just shrugs at him. "I'll scare you one day Schlatt! Better watch yourself!" And with that Tommy scrambles off, leaving the other man slightly freaked out by what the teen is going to do.

"What a fucking weird kid..." he mutters, as he continues his walk through the town.

After a while, he sees Quackity, Wilbur, Philza and Tubbo standing in a group together, having a conversation.

"Hey Schlatt!" Wilbur yells out, waving to the other man who gives a half assed wave and a smile in response as he walks towards the group.

Schlatt is pulled into the conversation, which includes Philza laughing while being very confused, Quackity muttering the speed running music.

Wilbur looked like he has just realised the purpose of life and witnessed mass murder at the same time and Tubbo just is just vibing, all because they were talking about how a fish would talk of it was Russian.

Schlatt slowly got more engaged with the conversation, his quips and one liners were making everyone laugh as he slowly forgot about the interaction with Tommy before.

Schlatt laughs at a joke Wilbur made but then stops when he sees Tubbo looking into the distance behind him at something.

Turning around, he scans the grounds around him and doesn't see anything out of the ordinary. "Was there something there Tubbo?" He asks.

Shaking his head no, Tubbo answers the goat. "Oh no sorry, I was just spacing out a little I guess." Giggling, Tubbo returns to the conversation, and Schlatt just shrugs the odd look off

Unbeknownst to the taller man, Tommy had just downed an invisibility potion, and was heading straight for Schlatt.

Though, because of how impatient the younger one was, the potion could only last for about 20 second, as he was too excited to wait any longer and let it brew properly.

When Tommy arrives at his position from behind Schlatt, the potion starts to wear off, but it doesn't matter as Tommy yells out.

"BOO!"

Schlatt's eyes widen in fear and surprise, as he hears the loud shout come from directly behind him.

Unable to stop what is about to happen, his muscles tense up and freeze, causing his body to fall to the floor, curtesy of his goat DNA.

He hits the floor, shouts of surprise echo out from around him as he stays in his position for a couple more seconds, his arms and legs seizing up with the sudden fright.

Finally, his muscles release and he quickly stands up, brushing off his suit with a slightly red face.

Tommy and Quackity burst out laughing at the reaction from Schlatt, causing the older mans face to get redder with embarrassment from his reaction.

"Shut the fuck up Tommy! You too Quackity! I can't fucking help my body's reaction!" Schlatt scowls at the two.

"What was that Schlatt?" Philza butts in, quite confused at why Schlatt decided to fall over when he was jump scared by the teen.

Sighing, he turns away from the cackling males and looks at Philza. "It's the goat DNA, I just fucking seize up when I'm freighted suddenly." He mutters, and this causes them to go into another round of laughter.

Although, this time Tubbo is also laughing and Wilbur can't keep the grin off his face. But Schlatt just turns away, a little embarrassed by what happened to him.

Wilbur seems to notice the mans attitude, and puts a hand on his shoulder comfortingly.

"We're not judging you Schlatt, we just thought it was funny, you don't have to be embarrassed." Wilbur comforts him.

"Shut up you asshole." Schlatt mutters, but cracks a smal smile anyway, and the other continue to laugh with him.

Suddenly Tommy stops, and starts to grin like a murderous physcopath. "I'm gonna tell everyone about this!" Tommy wheezes when he thinks about all the other reactions to this info, and he looks to his side too see Quackity thinking the same.

"Me too! It'll be fucking hilarious-"He cackles madly before seeing the look on Schlatts face.

"NO YOU FUCKING DONT!" He yells, lunging after the two, who both scream like a kid on fire and start to run away promptly, with a pissed off goat hot on their heels.

Tubbo, Wilbur and Philza laugh at the two, not going to help Tommy when he too slow and is tackled to the ground by Schlatt, or directly after that when Quackitys Spanish prayers are interrupted when he trips over in front of the two.

After that, Tommy and Quackity didn't tell a soul about what happened, the same can't be said for the three that were watching that day though.