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boyfriend fight - bdoc & grumbo

OCT 2021 UPDATE!
I want to say that I DO NOT ship this anymore, there's nothing wrong with it but I have become uncomfy writing these ships so I will not be doing them. THIS IS ALSO RLLY CRINGY SO BE WARNED IT MAKES ME SICK AGSHSHDB

- warnings
> about one swear,, grian and bdubs get a lil angry at each other
> badly written fight scene
> bdoc and grumbo

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"Doc is obviously the better boyfriend!"

"No! Mumbo is!"

Grian and Bdubs stop and stare at each other for a moment, their arguing halting.

"Mumbo is kind, smart, and a great kisser." Grian hisses at Bdubs triumphantly.

For a moment Grian is lost in thought as he thinks about his lover, but the fantasy is shattered when Bdubs decides to talk.

"Doc is handsome, definitely smarter than Mumbo, and definitely a better kisser." Bdubs snarls at him.

What started off as a simple stroll through the shopping district, turned into an innocent conversation about their boyfriends.

But, nice things can't last forever, as they both started to argue about who's boyfriend is better. Grian thinking it is Mumbo, Bdubs thinking it is Doc.

"Shut up Grian, Doc is better than Mumbo in every way, you just can't admit it." Bdubs attacks Grian with his words.

The innocent nature of the two hermits finally dissipate as they both show their true colours of anger.

"Bullshit. Your just a bad boyfriend." Grian states. In the back of his mind somewhere he knows that they both are being really mean, but neither care about that right now.

"Oh your on idiot." Bdubs growls and lunges at Grian, who is surprised by the sudden attack.

So this is how you want to play. Grian thinks as he quickly steps out of the way of Bdubs, neither of them being natural PvPers the fight is more instinct than tactic.

Grian pushes Bdubs backwards, causing him to start to tumble, but the red sweater wearing man hasn't won yet as Bdubs grabs his sweater and pulls him down onto the ground.

Grian, still above Bdubs, although he is also on the floor, pulls back a fist and hits him straight in the face, causing a Yelp to be heard from him.

"I-oh no-" Grians worry is shattered when Bdubs just looks up at him, his brown eyes sparkling in fury.

"So that's what you want-" Bdubs pushes Grian off with a burst of strength, now with both of them in swapped positions, Bdubs hits Grian this time.

Blows are traded between the two males as they continue to fight, sweaters being ripped and clothes dirtied by the rolling around.

And don't forget all the insults the two hermits have been throwing at each other as they continue to fight.

After a while, the commotion is finally noticed by someone, as they are fighting in the middle of the shopping district.

Xisuma quickly pulls out his communicator, still shell shocked by the fight between some of the nicest members of Hermitcraft.

<Xisuma> Doc, Mumbo come to the SD now your boyfriends are fighting

No further explanation needed, as within a minute both hermits are at X's location, and are wearing the same looks as X.

Doc pulls out his comm and of course, starts to record the scene playing out in front of him. Mumbo wants to stop the fight, but is cheering for Grian to win on the inside.

"Are you two going to stop them?" X exclaims as he watches the two hermits continue to fight.

"ITS DOC"

"NO MUMBO"

Bdubs and Grian yell at each other, oblivious to their boyfriends standing there, finally though as the two small hermits start to wear out, their boyfriends step in.

"Gri honey, you should probably let go of Bdubs now." Grians head shoots up when he suddenly hears Mumbos voice sound out from behind him.

"Mumbo?" Grian yells out, completely out of his head when he is pulled off Bdubs into Mumbos warm embrace.

The same scene happens for the other couple. Doc gently picks up Bdubs and dusts some dirt off his face.

"Why were you two fighting in the first place?" Doc asks, it's not every day you see these specific two hermits at each other's throats.

Grian mumbles something unintelligible. "What?" Mumbo asks.

"We were fighting about who had the better boyfriend." Grian mutters.

Bdubs and Grian, faces red with embarrassment as their boyfriends laugh at the topic they were fighting about.

"Next time Bdubs, kick his ass." Doc whispers to his smaller boyfriend, causes a giggle to escape past his lips.

"Let's go home now." Mumbo waves as the two walk off, Grian though, decides to ignore them, still quite embarrassed.

"And I thought I was the spoon!" The two lovers laugh and giggle as they walk back to Mumbos base to get Grian patched up.

Although Bdubs and Grian didn't talk for a couple days, after a forced interaction between the two, they were both back to normal, as friends.

Though they still have their opinions on who's the better boyfriend.

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short chapters rn,,, oh well