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prison time pt 2 - d.smp

- warnings
> very slight violence
> swearing
—=> but i gotchu guys some fluff so don't worry ( unlike the dnf chapter this is actually happy )

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"Me gusta!"

"ME GUSTAAAAAA!" Tommy yells out, copying Quackitys words his shouts echo through the currently empty area they're in.

Big Q, as Tommy liked to call him, and child, as Quackity liked to call him, had both begun to develop a friendship over the past few weeks since they have met.

The two chaotic people got along very well together, causing lots of trouble wherever they go (which is why the other more responsible (sort of responsible) adults had to check on them every once and a while).

Quackity and Tommy wander around the halls, with Quackity teaching Tommy all different illegal things about drugs, and the weird stories he had.

"There was this guy once- who was a very bad dealer and he tried to sell some to a cop once." Tommy bursts out into hysterics as Quackity continues his story.

"Then when he saw it was a cop he swallowed the whole bag, plastic and all, and said to the cop 'you have no proof'".

Tommy starts to wheeze, stopping and leaning against a nearby wall for support as his laughs slowly died down.

"What happened next?"

"He was arrested, they got the drugs he swallowed and went to prison." The two crack into smiles and keep laughing as they walk the halls.

When they turn a corner, they see three, big and muscular men standing some way down, but the two continue, not taking notice of the three until the are an arms length away.

"Hey- what are you two little bitches doing here?" One of the men asks tauntingly, wiggling his finger in front of their faces as if they were little children.

"Shut up bitch! Let us pass!" Tommy scowls at the two and tries to push past, but is only shoved backwards in return.

"H-hey guys please-" Quackity is cut off when one of the men shove him backwards into the wall behind him, causing him to accidentally hit his wrist on the concrete.

"Hey what the fuck man!" Tommy hides his fear under a layer of confidence as he steps closer to  Quackity, until he feels a little safer next to his friend.

Of course, Tommy does have a big personality and probably some anger issues, but he can tell when he can't win a fight, and this is one of those times.

"It's ok Tommy, let's just go." Quackity tugs on Tommy's wrist, and the boy goes to follow him before a massive arm hits the wall next to them.

"Your not going anywhere fuckers." A tall and lanky guy with more muscles than the average person should have and a bald head laughs as he taunts the two.

"Now that your mummas aren't here we can beat you shits up as much as we want." Another guy, with a godawful mullet cracks his knuckles menacingly, this only causes his two other friends to laugh along with the threats.

He pulls back a fist and goes to hit Tommy, but is immediately tackled to the ground, multiple cracks are heard when he hits the wall.

Wilbur stands up, making sure to dig his foot into the guys arm as hard as he can, until he screams bloody murder before he steps away.

After making sure the guy has passed out from pain, he steps forward, only to be tackled into a hug by Tommy. "Wilbur!" He laughs heartily as Wilbur laughs along with him.

Techno is having none of this shit. He doesn't give any warning, no dramatic villain monologue telling the enemy his evil plans and tragic life story before he pulls Quackity away, and lunges at the tall man.

Quackity falls backwards and is catched by Sapnap, who winks at him. "Hey baby." Quackity laughs and pushes him away jokingly, already used to Sapnaps flirting; as he basically flirts with everyone (except Tommy of course).

"Go get the guards, I'll take care of the other guy." Dream doesn't need to crack his knuckles to look scary, the glint in his eyes is enough to make a full grown adult piss their pants.

Sapnap nods, knowing the strength of his friend he pulls Quackity along with him as they head towards the guards office, leaving the two other men to do what they need to do.

It doesn't take long for Techno to overpower the man, his height and strength are nothing compared to the blade as a quick punch in the gut and kick in the crotch causes him to keel over and hit the floor.

Dream isn't having any trouble either. Using his speed and agility to his advantage he quickly sidesteps around the man, hitting the back of his knees and then the back of the neck, he collapses in a heap.

Surprisingly, none of them are dead (obviously we're talking about the other criminals, because the world would have to explode before Technoblade dies).

"That was fucking awesome!" Tommy yells out, leaving Wilbur to go talk to Dream and Techno.

"I know I was awesome wasn't I". Dream shamelessly takes the compliement from Tommy, trying to steal all the fame and credit off Techno.

"Hey- I beat his ass quicker than you could throw a punch." Technoblade butts in, smirking at a fuming Dream.

"That's wrong! I had the guy knocked unconscious before you even starting to attack!" Dream counters, causing Techno to take a step foreward.

"I don't think so."

"Uh- bitCH!"

The two bicker, sending insult after insult at each other as Tommy and Wilbur just laugh their asses off in the corner watching the two.

After a very short while, Sapnap and Quackity come back with Skeppy, Bad and George. Immediately seeing Quackity, Techno stalks over to him.

"Are you ok?" Techno asks, a small percent of concern actually evident in his voice, this causes Quackity to let out a laugh as he swings an arm over his shoulder.

Though it does prove quite a chore as Techno is significantly taller than Quackity, even when he is standing on his tippy-toes.

"Aw dude! I'm glad you were worried!" Quackity keeps laughing as Techno looks away, the slight red tint on his cheeks the only sign of embarrassment on his face.

George starts to call the doctor, and some other guards to help carry the unconscious men to the medbay, and Bad goes to talk to the group about what happened only minutes ago.

Skeppy sighs tiredly, the block D group was a lot to handle, but he enjoyed working here.

He rubs his temples as he goes over to help Bad with this little interrogation, which is going very well thanks to Bads very good people skills.

This is going to be a lot of paper work though...