mcyt oneshots

kill for you - mcyt x reader

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- warnings
> murder
> multiple yandere!mcyt x reader

this is a massive crack/joke fic tbh (I can never write x reader cause i can't deal with them so this is completely crack and everyone is ooc)but anyway this is a request from @lost_and_insouciant hope you like it!!

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"Please go out with me (y/n)!" Wilbur says, holding out a beautiful freshly picked rose in his hand as his face turns a light shade of red.

(y/n) stands there, in slight shock, face also turning red as the attention of the whole room shifts onto the two. Everyone immediately stops socialising, the server wide party on hold as they wait for an answer in tense silence.

"I-uhm, Wil- " (y/n) stutters as they try and think of an answer, but before a concrete response is said, Dream comes stalking foreward from the crowd.

"(Y/n)! You can't go out with him!" Dream angrily pushes Wilbur to the side, causing the musician to stumble and nearly fall over.

"I'm in love with you (y/n)!" Dream suddenly confesses, causing the surrounding crowd to break out in quiet murmuring.

"I don't think so fucker." Wilbur suddenly pulls out a small knife, the metal glinting under the fire of the lanterns.

Wilbur yells out a unintelligible battle cry, and goes to lunge at Dream before suddenly stopping, a red spot blooming on his chest.

As Wilbur drops to the ground, the hidden assailant is revealed to show a short British man who goes by the name George.

The body drops to the ground, blood spilling onto the floor as George steps forward, covered in crimson he steps towards (y/n), a love struck look in his eyes.

"(Y/n), I love-" his words are cut off as he slips on the red liquid spilling from the corpse below him, causing him to crack his head onto the hard flooring.

And die.

(y/n) is frozen in place, watching as the people in front of them start to attack each other, all claiming their undying love for (y/n).

Dream takes a step towards (y/n), seeing the two rivals dead on the floor, only to be tackled to the ground by a raging American, Sapnap.

"They're mine Dream!" Sapnap pulls out his own weapon, only for it to be knocked to the side, leaving the both of them with only their fists as their own weapons.

the two wrestle each other for dominance, trying to overpower the other one, but with their similar builds, strength and endurance, it might take a while for one of them to slip up.

(Y/n) takes a step back, and bumps into another figure, quickly turning, they see Niki standing there, a multitude of emotions in her face. Worry, anger, and a killer loving look.

"Let's get out of here (y/n)." She whispers to (y/n), tugging on their arm to attempt to pull them away from her fighting rivals.

Another figure jumps onto the fray towards Niki, as Dream and Sapnap are both too busy fighting each other to see where (y/n) went.

"I don't think so you muffin." Surprisingly, BadBoyHalo himself goes towards Niki, pulling her arm off (y/n) and garnering a dirty glare from her.

"Hey! (Y/n) is mine not yours!" The two circle each other for a moment, before attacking, though their attacks aren't as powerful as the two wresting men, they both still pack a punch.

(Y/n) looks around at the chaos around her, trying to see a way to escape these love crazed psychopaths, but seeing no path to get out of here.

A loud shout comes from beside (Y/n), and they turn to see the body of Niki lying on the floor, and a swaying BadBoyHalo with a knife sticking out of his stomach.

He reaches out a hand, before he collapses on the floor on top of the dead girl. (y/n) lets out scream, face turning pale from the violence surrounding them.

Suddenly, a loud crash happens, and a tall figure stalks out from behind the rubble and dust, a massive sword held by his silhouette.

Dream and Sapnap stop for a second, turnign to gaze at Technoblade as he comes towards (y/n), giving no attention to the people around or the bodies he crunches under his boots.

The two men scramble off each other, a wavering temporary alliance happening as they both go towards Technoblade to stop him from taking (y/n) into his possession.

"Don't think your going to take them off me." Sapnap snarls and lunges towards Technoblade, dream drawing his weapon and immediately joining the fray.

The three battle, the alliance already crashed and burned as punches are thrown, swords are drawn and blood is spilled.

After a quick fierce battle, there is only one who remains. And unsurprisingly, it is the blood god himself towering over (y/n).

(Y/n) nervously looks around, before tearing their eyes away from the carnage surrounding them.

BadBoyHalo is flopped over Niki, and to the left of that is Wilburs body, with a sprawling GeorgeNotFound soaked in blood. Then just a couple feet away, are the lifeless bodies of Dream and Sapnap.

(Y/n) is shaking slightly, many feelings flowing throughout their body at the carnage surrounding them, all because people wanted their love, and was willing to kill for it.

Techno walks foreward slowly, a smile donning his face, looking quite out of place on his usually emotionless and expressionless face.

He gets closer, and closer, reaching a hand out for (y/n) to take he opens his mouth to say something. "(Y/n) I-"

An almighty crash breaks up his words, and the ceiling comes crashing to the floor, ultimately crushing the blood god underneath the rubble, but missing the standing person.

A cough erupts from the dust, and Tommy stands up, dusting himself off he doesn't even care about the dead bodies around him as he looks at (y/n).

"Have you seen Tubbo around?"

(Y/n) proceeds to faint for a number of reasons; the emotional trauma they have been through in the last 10 minutes, the stress of having murders love you.

Oh, and also the fact that a piece of cake coated rubble was launched into the air by the motion and hit them in the back of the head.

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i didn't rlly proofread this oh w e l l