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flustered - grumbo

OCT/21 UPDATE
THIS IS RLLY CRINGY BE WARNED

7/1/21 - warnings -
> sexual innuendo
> a side of mumbo never seen before that is actually quite amazing [ I mean not a warning oh well ]

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Mumbo and Grian were walking down one of the paths in the shopping district, occasionally buying items from shops and giving each other small kisses.

Everyone in the server already knew that Grian and Mumbo were infatuated with each other, so it wasn't a surprise when Grian came out one day and randomly said that he and Mumbo were dating.

Though it did surprise some people, they do say opposites attract. Mumbo was a tall, lanky and slightly muscly guy, who was socially awkward sometimes and dressed in a fancy suit 100% of the time.

He was also the kind of person to get easily flustered.

Grian was short, though he did have plenty of muscle and a lot of personality. He is very social, very mischievous and dressed very casually.

Grian was definitely not the kind of person to get flustered easily, it wasn't often that the confident short hermit became like that.

"Let's stop at Scars new cafe! I'm sure we can say hi to the hermits there!" Mumbo nods a yes as Grian pulls in down the path towards Scars little coffee shop.

"Woah! Slow down there Gri!" Mumbo laughs as the shorter hermit just continues to run like an excited child to his destination.

Finally, they both arrive there, and there are already a couple hermits lounging about, sipping on different beverages.

The shop itself is only a little store, but very cute nevertheless. All the seating is outside, and the kitchen part itself is a little wooden van that looks very over grown and magical.

Very Scar like. Mumbo thinks as Grian let's go of his hand and turns to him.

"Could you get me something please? I want to talk to Bdubs and Keralis about something?" Grian gives the best puppy dog eyes he can and Mumbo caves.

"Sure, I'll just get the usual for both of us then." Grian jumps up happily and gives Mumbo a kiss on the cheek before running towards the other hermits.

Missing the warmth in his hands, he walks up to Scar, hopefully the warmth of a coffee will be as nice. LThe wizard himself smiles at him as he turns toward the drink machines.

"Same as usual Mumbo?"

"Yeah. Something hot for me, cold for Grian."

Scar turns away and starts to make the drinks. Most of the time it ends up being some kind of a coffee for Mumbo, as redstone drains a lot of energetic from the hermit, and coffee fixes everything.

iced coffee is the most common drink for Grian. But it varies from time to time, depending on what the wizard feels like making.

"You going to go say something it just stare at him from afar.?"

Mumbo jumps slightly as he hears Iskall from his left. "Iskall! Don't scare me like that, you gave me a heart attack!"

The Swede just laughs before sipping on his drink in his hand.

"I'll wait for him to come over. And hey! I wasn't staring!" Mumbo flushes slightly in embarrassment at being caught staring. But it's not a new sight for the hermits to see the two lovers staring love struck at each other.

Mumbo and Iskall make small chitchat about random bits and bobs before Scar calls Mumbo over and hands him his drinks.

Walking back, Mumbo wracks his brain for something to say to Grian. Maybe a pick up line? Mumbo shakes the thought away. That's a terrible idea! I don't even know any good ones. Mumbo places the two drinks on a spare table as he thinks

As if summoned, Grian happily walks over to his boyfriend. "Mumbo! Keralis was saying about his water elevator and how-"

Mumbo tunes out from his boyfriends words, not meaning to be rude but suddenly overcome with a random pick up line that he heard in god knows where.

"Hey Grian." Mumbo looks at Grian straight in the eyes, halting the words that were about to leave his mouth.

"Yes Mumbo?" Grian looks up at him confused for the sudden interruption.

Mumbo, smoothly grabs Grians waist, pulling him so they are touching, the smaller hermit looks up from the sudden action, not expecting it at all.

Mumbo leans down more until his lips are hovering over Grians, completely forgetting that they are in a public place Grian just stares into the chocolate brown eyes of his lover.

"Are you an elevator?" Mumbo looks up and down Grians face, looking like he's a book that needs studying.

"Because I'd love to go up and down on you."

Everything is silent. All the hermits at the cafe stop and look at Mumbo. The awkward and stuttering male, the same man who just said a dirty sex joke in front of everyone.

Without stuttering once.

Grian looks at Mumbo, his face turning the same colour of his sweater. Iskall bursts out laughing behind Mumbo, but manages to yell out a 'Yeah Mumbo!' Before continuing his cackling like a Swedish witch.

Scar stops pouring the coffee he was making and completely forgets about the boiled kettle behind him. Bdubs, Scar and Xisuma (who just showed up and hear the line) all look like they witnessed a murder.

"M-Mumbo?!" Grian yells, covering his face in embarrassment. Mumbo looks confused for a second, before the realisation crashes upon him.

Oh my god I just said a sex pick up line to Grian in front of everyone.

"That was a very good line." Keralis mutters, though he still looks shell shocked, his wide eyes just make it look even worse, like he saw something that he shouldn't of.

"Mumbo! Where did you learn to do that?" Xisuma yells out, but starts to giggle when he sees the red face of the redstoner.

"Agh- oh- my g-god, what. I-I'm so sorry!" Mumbo squeaks out, his sentences becoming incoherent as he gets more embarrassed.

"M-Mumbo! That was so smooth!" Grian says to him, looking up before starting to laugh.

"I- You didn't even stutter once! That was amazing!" Grian manages to get out when he stops giggling and goes to hug the taller hermit.

Grian leans closer to Mumbo, leaving to the side, making it look like it's just an innocent hug.

"Meet me at my base Mumby!" Grian purrs into his ear before yelling quick goodbyes to everyone and running off.

Mumbo feels a hand on his shoulder and turns to see Iskall standing there. "Good job Mumbo." He laughs before turning away again.

Let's just say after Iskalls statement, no one has ever seen Mumbo run that fast in a suit before in his whole life.

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