vii. depressed ass mf

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wannabe hero cult is online!

lord simp is online!

lord simp
yall should come over

angy puppy is online!
angy puppy has been renamed to "short fuse"

short fuse
It's 4AM
Stfu and go to sleep

lord simp
i should be cleaning my room
my mom is gonna be my ass if i dont
so will levi ackerman

short fuse
Fucking slob
And who the hell is that???

lord simp
you are what you eat
plus why clean your room when its gonna get messy anyways
AND HOW DO U NOT KNOW-
im sighing at u rn.

short fuse
Why feed you if you're going to die?

lord simp

short fuseWtfNow who tell hell is that dumbass you were talking about??

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short fuse
Wtf
Now who tell hell is that dumbass you were talking about??

lord simp
u uncultured swine
dont speak to me
plus aint it past ur bedtime or smth?

short fuse
I don't have a fucking bedtime
If anything it's past your bedtime
You act like a literal 5 year old

lord simp
and u throw tantrums like one
im surprised ur not yelling

short fuse
I'm too tired to argue with your bullshit

lord simp
a lot of people are tired of my bs
im just too much for them to handle 😩

short fuse
Obviously
With the way you are it's hard to keep track of you

lord simp
i cant tell if that was a compliment or an insult
either way ill take it

short fuse
You are such a fucking dumbass

lord simp
u act like idk that
why do u think im failing lol

short fuse
Just pay attention its not that hard

lord simp
i have the attention span of a goldfish
plus school is boring
class 1-a gets all the action
the only action we get is monoma being a whore

short fuse
That's because we're better than your weak-ass class

lord simp
got a point there

short fuse
But I suppose some people in Class 1-B aren't half bad

lord simp
like me 😌✌️

short fuse
You're the worst out of them all

lord simp

i am not worse than monomaat least im ✨original✨

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i am not worse than monoma
at least im ✨original✨

short fuse
No you're fucking not
You're like every other person out there

lord simp
iM noT liKe oTheRs 🥱🥱
im qUiRkYyYYy 🤪🤪🤪

short fuse
Why the fuck am I still talking to you

lord simp
bc im ✨awesome✨

short fuse
You need a mental hospital

lord simp
my own mom tells me that everyday 😃👍

short fuse
Take her fucking advice then

lord simp
nah
the only ppl i need in my life is myself

short fuse
Fucking emo bastard

lord simp
angry pomeranian headass

short fuse
tHE FUCK DID YOU JUST
CALL ME?!?!

lord simp
are ur eyes broken or smthin?
plus u started it 🙄

short fuse
I'm fucking done
Go to sleep dammit
I'm leaving your sorry ass

lord simp
just like my dad
leaving to go get milk 😔

short fuse
Exactly

short fuse is offline!

lord simp

didnt want to hang out with you anyways

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didnt want to hang out with you anyways

lord simp is offline!

wannabe hero cult is offline!

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