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List of Pet Peeves

Pet Peeve (n.)

Definition from Wikipedia- a minor annoyance that an individual identifies as particularly annoying to himself or herself, to a greater degree than others may find it.

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The word "awesome"- Without much thought, I mentally dismiss that word. I'll use "cool" over "awesome" 99% of the time.

The word "pet peeve"- Whenever I say this word out loud, it make my nose scrunch up in disgust. Just the shape my mouth makes to convey "peeve" is a pet peeve in itself (*shudders*). But hey, it is the best word to describe these annoyances.

Audible chewing, or chewing with an open mouth- Seriously, just keep your mouth closed. I dont want to hear the saliva mixing with your meal,  and I especially do not want to see it. If you are using proper dining ettiquette but its still audible, I guess I can't doing anything about that. Just stop being so fucking disgusting. 

Those who think their opinion is always correct- I'm sorry if my views do not match yours, but will you please shut up already? I also apologize that I am open minded and consider all perspectives in an argument. Some people are just too ignorant to notice that just maybe they offend others. Your words attack me like i'm some kind of opponent. I use logic and reasoning, why can't others do the same? The unfortunate fact is that a good percentage of those around me act this way.

Students who take advantage of others' hard work- Hello, third in my class here. I work my ass off every day to get above a 95 on everything I do. I spend hours and hours on one essay like it will define my future. I do not wait until the last minute possible unless my prioritizing sets it that way. I'm the over-achiever for a reason. I put unnecessary stress on myself to get the highest grade possible. Also, I am a nice person. I want to help others if they are struggling academically. But don't come whining to me about "not having enough time to do the homework", make the time. I put school in front of everything in my life... if it is that "important" to you, then start doing the same. Copying off of my work is like a stab to the chest. I spent hours reading those fourty pages in the history book, comprehending the information, brainstorming answers to the long-ass questions. For me to put all of my effort in and just have it copied is the worst. Hours for me, and minutes for you? We get around the same grade, how is that fair? Oh no, I can't be that asshole saying "It's my work, do it yourself" or everyone would hate me. You and all of our other classmates were given a week to complete the assignment. It's ironic to see how you "stress" about it. Ugh.

Drivers- I hate my body jerking forward. If I can ease onto the brake, you should be able to as well. Would it kill you throw on a directional? Furthermore, cars behind me, stop tailgating. I'm going the speed that I want to go. If I slam on the brakes for a dog in front of the car, it's your fault for slamming into me. Here's a tip, traffic doesn't make you late- you make yourself late. People should anticipate traffic if you are going through the city. Driving ten miles over the speed limit will not help your case. It will get you killed, or someone else killed. Most importantly, stop texting while driving. I absolutely hate it. Is that difficult to pull over to the side of the road for a minute or two? Or, here's a great idea, just tell the person that you are about to drive. If they have any regard for your life, they wont respond.

People who aren't respectful- This includes anyone who doesn't thank a waiter or waitress in a restaurant, and students. Like come on, a waiter is practically a slave to not only your table, but to every other table. Would it kill you to appreciate the hard work they are performing for a living? Say thank you when they deliver your food, ease their nerves by engaging in short conversation. Don't complain when something isn't just the way you like it. As far as students go, that's a completely different conversation for the next rant. I just wish people could use "please" and "thank you" once in a while.