Daiya: *walking into Mondo's room* are ya winnin bro?!
Mondo: *wearing a Miku cosplay* 👁👄👁
~~~
Chihiro: Why are your tongues purple?
Mondo: Well I had a blue slushie 'n' Taka had a red one
Chihiro: Oh okay... WAIT!
Taka: We apologise for us sharing slushies without inviting you Chi ):
Chihiro: No it's okay I thought it was something else
Mondo: Ohhhh, ya thought we made out didn' ya? Well we did!
Taka: MONDO! STOP LYING TO CHI YOU KNOW HE WOULD FEEL UNCOMFORTABLE WHETHER ITS A JOKE OR NOT
Mondo: Babe I'm sorry please don' yell at me I'm sorry it didn't mean to do that Chi I'm sorry
Chihiro: 👁👄👁I'm literally older than both of you why do you act like adults that said they had sex the previous night around their teenage kid-
Taka and Mondo: 👁👄👁
~~~
Monokuma: I know all your dirty secrets
Everyone: I-
Monokuma: And I mean your dirty~ secrets
Everyone: shit
Monokuma: now I'll list it off because I can for no reason!
Everyone: FUCK
Monokuma: Makoto and Byakuya you are extremely sus when you go to the library archives together~
Makoto and Byakuya: How-
Monokuma: Aoi and Sakura, we know you're not really training together in your rooms
Aoi and Sakura: ...
Monokuma: Same goes for you Sayaka and Mukuro
Sayaka and Mukuro: 👀
Monokuma: Celeste, Kyoko, are you really talking about things you enjoy over tea in your rooms?
Kyoko and Celeste: Well...
Monokuma: Yasuhiro and Leon, we all know you're getting high... but what are you doing after that
Leon and Yasuhiro: G-getting more h-high?
Monokuma: And Mondo and Taka, we all know what you did in that sauna
Taka: You mean share out intense trauma that we've both experienced that's similar?
Monokuma: No we all know you fucked
Mondo: Ah yes, because formin' a friendship is from fuckin'. Of course it ain't we ended up talkin' about our trauma 'cause we 'ad nothin' else ta talk about so spoke about that and saw how similar we are
Monokuma: Sounds like some bullshit story to convince everyone you didn't fuck
Taka: WE ARE BOTH ASEXUAL?!
Monokuma:.... YOU TWO ARE NO FUN IM GONNA BULLY EVERYONE ELSE
~~~
*how Taka and Mondo ended up dating*
Mondo: HEY TAKA HOW ARE YA
Taka: Yes Mondo I'll be your boyfriend
Mondo: DO YA WANNA-
Wait what, how did you-
Taka: Ages ago you went to ask someone out and that's exactly how you started the conversation
Mondo: ...I'm kinda glad ya know me to well cuz otherwise I dunno how this would've gone...
Taka: Based off what you told me, terribly, but yeah it's me so I know anyway... if we're together... romantic hug? Not just homie now?
Mondo: FUCK YEAH!
~~~
*normally*
Mondo: GOD FUCKING DAMN IT YOU PUSSY ASS PIECE OF SHIT FUCKING USELESS DICK SUCKING BITCH
Taka: Gosh darn it
*when something happens to the other*
Mondo: Okay, you do anything ta Taka again I'm gonna rip off yer head okay? Nice conversation
Taka: YOU PIECE OF SHIT BITCH YOU HAVE THE AUDACITY TO DO THAT TO MY FUCKING AMAZING BOYFRIEND?! WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE YOU DICK
~~~
Taka: I do not stand for running in the halls, breaking school rules, doing things you shouldn't, unnecessary to say but breaking the law is terrible, being late for class anything like that I will not accept
Mondo: But they're some of my favourite things to do
Taka: Well it's not about you, it's alright when you do it you're hot
~~~
Mondo: NO ONE WILL EVER CONVINCE ME TO STUDY ITS BULLSHIT AN I DON GIVE A FUCK
Also Mondo: *caught in the library studying with Taka sitting on his lap helping him*
Everyone: My fucking god
These bitches gay
Good for them, good for them
~~~
No one:
Literally no one:
Not a single soul ever:
Mastermind IshiMondo: 🐕 👨🦯
~~~
Taka: I'm comfortable with myself being gay but, being asexual I'm not entirely sure... I know how funny people can be with it and say 'you're too young' or 'you're broken because it's human nature'
*later*
Mondo: Aight Leon get this, so people say 'it's human nature to wanna 'ave sex' or some shit. Well guess what, that means I'm a god mortals
Taka: *who overheard* ... this actually... really makes me feel better. Hey Mondo! I hear what you just said!
Mondo: What!? Ya got a problem with it!?
Taka: No... if anything, whether it was your intention or not, thank you, that really made me feel better in myself (:
Mondo: Wait, yer, ace too?
Taka: Yeah!
Taka and Mondo proceeded to get married due to the fact they actually were crushing on each other and they knew they didn't have to worry about anything happening because of them being ace
Hello everyone! I'm sorry for this being so short and whatever but it's all I've had motivation to do, it's the most motivation I've had to write in like 1-2 weeks so I'm sorry for the lack of content and it might continue for a while considering I literally just started school again on Monday and I'm already falling behind and it's only the second day and that's due to lack of motivation to do anything so yeah :/
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Ishimondo Oneshots
Fanfiction-Little Update before description! My writing has improved a lot since I started this book, this is nearly two years old, if you don't care for bad writing read it all, if you do an want genuine good oneshots, I'd say start from around the one title...
