Piggy Oneshots[closed & completed]

Book 2 on crack

"Rash get the heck away from meee" Player said as they climbed on top of Doggy.

"Player what the he-" Doggy yelled as he tried to get Player off of him.

"Doggy, why won't you do something! Rash is literally right there!"

"You know I can't do that unless you give me a batte- AAHH YOU'RE PULLING MY HAIR"

"What the heck is going on here?!" Willow said as she came out of the door.

"Player refuses to die" Rash informed her.

 What a horrible sight to see.

Player was standing on Doggy's shoulders and was barely holding on by his hair, while Doggy tried to get them off, but was somehow unable to. Keep in mind both of them are grown adults, and police officers.

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"Dessa! You're beautiful!"

"You do realize I'm trying to kill you right?"

"Yeah, just thought you should know"

"K, appreciate it. Night" Dessa then killed Player.

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"It's cuz I'm hot isn't it?"

"Excuse me?" 

"You kidnapped me because I'm hot isn't it?" Willow stared at Zizzy with a disgusted look.

"...no"

"You know I'm right"

"...I wish I would have brought tape to shut your mouth"

"I mean I guess you're not that bad looking yourself..."

"If your plan is to annoy me to the point I let you go it won't work"

"Not the plan, but that would be nice"

... Finally silence

"...so are you single?" 

 Take that back

"Oh my freaking gosh, shut the hell up"

"Aww are you mad?"

"YES, now shut up or else I'll shoot you"

"You won't"

"Wanna test that?"

"No need, I know you wont" Sadly she's right, she has nothing to do with this, and I don't want to hurt a bystander.

"So..." And that was as far as she spoke before Willow tied her sweater on her face, specifically on her mouth.

"R- ly?" Was all that was understandable from what she said. In the end I'm not so sure that helped anyone.

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"Pony, Player! It's so nice to see you again, You won't believe the amount of infected I knocked out!"

"Zizzy I'm so glad you're okay" Then the two hugged.

"You won't believe how much of a simp Willow is" Zizzy whispered to Pony.

"I think I'd rather not know.." Pony said as he smiled and let go of her

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"Rise and shine! Looks like we managed to get you out of bed!"

"Willow what the heck it's 5am"

"Not my fault you weren't awake by then"

"The heck is wrong with you"

"Trust me everything is wrong with her" Kitty said which cause Willow to glare at her and whisper

"You better be ready to clean the lower floors" 

"C'mon I was jokin-"

"Shut it and let me say my lines"

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"You'll all be staying in there until you either cooperate or wear out. I'll be looking forward to talking to you soon!" 

 "Pony, we owe you an apology." Giraffy said once Willow was gone

 "What for?"

"We shouldn't have met with the group. You were right to be suspicious of it.. we were wrong." Mimi said.

"We're sorry."

"YEAH NO SH*T, A LITTLE TOO LATE NOW ISN'T IT"

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"..We need someone to come down to help us open the cell from the outside"

"Why don't we all just leave through the sewers?"

"You're right! That's a much smarter idea, let's go!"

An hour later

"WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN THEY'RE GONE"

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"...Not very fai- you know what why don't I just kill you both right now?" Then Willow shot Player and Pony.

"Okay the rest of you can go now, I want nothing to do with you"

"What the-"

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Okay this was kinda fun to write, I'd be funny if someone made it an animation with voice acting. lol

-Sapphire Cake