The Sans AUS

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As Cross and Lust walked through the park, they knew Fresh was following them. They kept up the pace, but Fresh was keeping up. Soon, both Lust and Cross teleported away. Fresh stopped, "Dammit, they're gone." 

Cross and Lust dropped into a containment cell, which what you would think, "Lust!" Lust heard someone call, "Horror!" He jumped over and hugged Horror, Cross smiled and then walked away from the moment. "So, this was where you guys where?" Cross asked, as Dream sat up straight, "Yeah we kinda got trapped in here, could you probably help us?" Cross smiled warmly, "Of course!!!" Dream smiled a little, "Thanks, now I got to take care of my brother." Cross nodded and left to go join Killer and Error playing UNO, "Hey guys!" Error blinked, "When did you get here, Cross?" Killer stared at Error, "Not long, Dickhead." He smirked, "Hey! I ain't no dickhead!" Error argued. 

Ink waved, "Hey Blue!" Blue turned, "Oh, hey Ink." Ink smiled, "Whatcha doing?" Blue showed Ink the knife, "Woah, Blue be careful where you point that thing!" Ink jumped, "Sorry Ink." Blue apologized as a he fidgeted with the knife, "Maybe, you could teach me sometime?" Ink asked, "Teach you? Hah, you gotta be joking." Blue teased, "Hey! Never mind then!!" Ink frustratedly crossed his arms, "Awww, fine, bottom." Blue smirked, touching the tip of the knife. "Correction, I am a fucking switch, dumbass." Blue laughed, "Alright! Alright, just keep down the cursing, okay?" Ink sighed and just bluntly nodded. Once Blue started teaching Ink, he started to get it handled, "You can create your own style of using knives, just to add." Blue mentioned, "Oh, cool." Ink flicked the knife. "Anyways... I'm out, I'm going over to Dust, cya Squid." Ink clenched his fists, "Hey fucker! Don't call me squid! Only Error calls me that!" Blue rolled is eyes, "Uh-huh, uh-huh." Then, walked off.

Dust was busy fidgeting around with his LV stats, he heard foot-steps and stopped, "Hey Dust!" Dust smiled, "Oh, what's up Blue?" Blue shrugged, "Nothing I suppose, just... bored as fuck." Blue sat down next to Dust, "What are you doing?" Dust sighed, "I don't know." Blue frowned, "You're so boring!!!" Dust barked, "Shut your trap." Blue smirked, "Oh really, Dusty...?" He inched closer, "You wanna try that on me?" Dust shutted up, "No.." Blue smirked evilly, "You think I'll lose to a dumb, fucking, top like you?" He inhaled, "Just for your information, I'd enjoy seeing you helpless." Dust backed up, "Oh, um.. okay?" Blue smiled like nothing have happened, "Alright!" Dust saw Blue was getting tired, "You tired?" He asked, "Yeah, I don't know why." Blue responded, "Can I, sleep on you?" Dust looked flustered about that question, "Uh, sure why not...?" Blue smiled and laid down on Dusts stomach, "Thanks.". Dust smiled, "Your welcome.". Soon, the two fell asleep. 

Ink sat in a corner, playing with the knife Blue handed to him. "Hey? Ink?" He heard someone say, "What are you doing?" He turned at realization, "Huh, no-bodies there.. odd." 

As Lust and Horror sat down, Lust asked Horror something, "Hey, Horror?" Horror popped up, "Hm, what?" Lust sighed, "Why.. why do you like me?" Horror chuckled, "Well, some of the reasons is that once I saw you, I knew you where different in your AU, unlike those sluts, no offense though." Lust smiled, "Thanks, babe." Horror smiled too, "Your welcome." Lust also told Horror, "Also, please call me 'Unlust', thanks." Horror nodded, "Okay."  The two fell asleep with each-other. 

"Ugh, so gross.." Betty complained, "Big sister, why do you hate love?" Lucas asked, "Well, for some of the reasons love just has it's ups and downs." Lucas rolled his eyes, "Um, 'ups' you said. Also, you should at least find someone you love!" (This will be in another book.) Betty crossed her arms, "As if, I mean, who would like me?" Lucas smirked, "That's why... you have to find her or him!" Betty smiled, "I appreciate what you try for me, but it's okay little bro. I'm okay." Lucas ignored her, "Whatever..." Betty sighed, "Sorry.." Lucas turned, "I'm going home." Betty thought, maybe I could try at-least... probably won't fucking hurt like last time... ugh, whatever.  Betty turned to the window watching the Sanses, "I hate love." she mumbled.

'Oh really, then?'

'Let's just find out, love.'

"Shut up, Ava." a boy said, "Ugh, your no fun, Jagger. Losen up." Jagger scoffed, "As if, what if she breaks your heart, sister." Ava sighed and hugged him, "Relax, it will be okay, believe me." Jagger almost broke down, "Just... just be careful..."..

"I will... for you."

JAGGER:

AVA: 

LUCAS: (Basically genderbent betty ig.)

YUH (lol kinda bad designs-)