Intoxicated || An Eminem Fanfiction

Chapter 18

Leila POV

Laura sat in front of me with an amused smile across her plump lips.

"What?"

She bought the wine glass up to her lips and took a sip.

"Nothing"

I sighed in frustration "Just say what you want to say"

"Ok" She said straightening her posture as if she was slipping into her journalist mode, ready to tell some juicer gossip "You're really going to pretend that Marshall wasn't pulling out of your driveway huh"

"It wasn't what it looked like" I said rolling my eyes at her.

"Nothing you do is what it looks like Laila, that's why you live in this beautiful house"

"What do you want me to say?"

"Are you two... You know?"

"No"

"Then why the hell is that man leaving your house in a daze, at 9 pm at night?"

"He wasn't in a daze" I snorted " He actually came to check on me"

"Excuse me, Ma'am? Check what? The distance of your vagina entrance to your cervix?"

"No one fucked, Jesus" I said standing up in a huff.

She squinted at me suspiciously "I don't believe you, you don't just hang out with men unless you get something out of it"

I gesture to the pizza "He bought food"

She sat back crossing her arms "You're playing with the man"

"You sound like Alec" I groaned out of annoyance "For once I didn't insight shit" I said, frowning "I mean I didn't this time, I mean this time he just kinda turned up-"

"What do you mean this time?" Laura said confused "This isn't the first time he was at your house? There are more times?"

I bit my lip and say down next to her again.

"Maybe I face timed him in lingerie and lured him over under the pretence of sex"

She pulled a face, her mind ticking over, confused "You lured Marshall Mathers over to your house, to do what exactly?"

I sat for a moment, feeling guilty under my best friend's gaze.

"I offed him something to eat, so he dropped to his knees and tucked in"

"WHAT?!" Her hand came up to her mouth "YOU DID THAT AND DIDN'T THINK TO TELL ME?"

I shrugged "I was proving a point"

"Prove what? That he could eat pussy? Girl please" She said shaking her head "Nobody does that to prove a point"

I rolled my eyes.

"Wait, then what happened?"

"I finished and then I kicked him out"

Laura grabbed her chest "Fuck me girl, do you got a death wish, you know that man destroyed peoples careers for fun right?  Kim ring any bells?"

"You about done?"

"I thought you were out here grief fuckin' Eminem for a moment" She tutted me.

"Oh shut up, you know now, drop it"

Laura held up her hands in defeat "OK, fine"

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I sat at the table as the man across from me was talking about himself.