Red Vs Blue, & there's Magenta: Recreation

Chapter 3 Visiting Hours

Sarge: Come on men! Lopez said Donut was this way.

Grif: Are you sure that's what he said? I don't think pendejo is Spanish for that way.

Ruby: It isn't.

The Reds moved across Valhalla and towards the Blue base. Within the Blue base. . .

Caboose: Muffin man!

Donut: Caboose! I have a message for Church. Wh-Where is he?

South: Who the hell's this guy?

Kaikaina: That's Donut. He has one hell of an arm!

South raised a brow but decided she wouldn't ask.

Caboose: Hey, are you okay?

Donut: *catches breath* Just a little weak. Where's Church?

Caboose: Church? Oh um, he's not here right now.

Donut: Where is he?

Caboose: Uh, he's uh, he that's kind of a, uh, um. It turns out he was really a computer program based on some guy who ran the Freelancer Project and then he went with Agent Washington, he's a Freelancer, and destroyed all the other AIs that were left. Well almost all.

South: Is he a genius or a dumbass?

Kaikaina: Both.

Donut: How long was I asleep?

Caboose: Not that long.

Donut: Listen, I don't know how long- *breathes* -I can stay awake. I need to give someone on Blue team a message. I promised.

Caboose: I know people on the Blue team. People on the inside. . . Like South and Sister. You can tell me.

Donut: Tuck-

Caboose: Tuck! You want me to Tuck? What do you want me to Tuck? Wait, my mother told me never to tuck anything of anyone else's.

South: He's not finished idiot.

Donut: Tucker. . .

Kaikaina: Tucker? That teal guy?

Caboose: Tucker?

Donut: He needs help. Find him. . . It's in. . . the sand.

Donut proceeded to collapse onto the ground unconscious.

South: D, is he alive?

Delta: Private Donut is only unconscious due to exhaustion.

Caboose: It's in this and? This and what? Donut, this and what?!

South: He said in the sand.

Caboose: The sand? Tucker is inside of sand? Sand is inside of Tucker?

They were suddenly called from outside.

Sarge: Hey! Anybody here? Blue? Where are you?

Caboose: Is that Tucker? Why is he talking like a pirate?

Kaikaina: Sounds like an old creep to me.

South: *sighs* Why did I agree to even the teams?

Sarge: Hellooo?

Caboose: Hello! Yes, I hear you!

Sarge: Then get outside! I need to talk to you.

Caboose: Out? Oh, I see-

South grabbed Kaikaina and Caboose before dragging them outside. Upon getting outside, they saw the Red team, minus Lopez.

Caboose: Hey guys, great to see you.