Red Vs Blue, & there's Magenta: Recreation

Chapter 12 Well Hello

Donut hummed as he cleaned up the Blue base best he could.

Donut: Man, Caboose sure can make a mess. I'm surprised South and Sister let it slide. Although, I guess he was trying to make another person. So I guess it's all their faults. I bet Caboose would be a great dad. I wonder if I should have a kid. I never really thought I wanted one, but as I get older, I start to think maybe something is missing. Aw, I hope I didn't wait too long. I've been so focused on my career and having a good time. . . maybe it's too late for me! Oh great, now I sound like my mother!

Hearing a few footsteps, Donut turned to meet whoever made the noise.

Donut: Oh, hi there! You scared me. I didn't known anyone was over here at Blue base. . . . . Strong silent type, huh? That's cool. Don't mind me, I'm just keeping the base a little tidy. Yeah, a clean base is a deadly base. That's what Sarge always says. Sarge is our commander. You'll get a sarge over here, I'm sure. But he won't be like our Sarge. He'll be Blue!

The man began to hiss. . . .

Donut: Man, the rest of the guys'll be so happy to have someone to fight! They're gonna be so relieved to see you! What did you say your name was?

Standing before him, was Agent Maine. . . The Meta. He hissed again. . . .

Donut: Hmm. . . foreign, huh? Love the accent. Really works for you.

An explosion went off distantly as the Meta drew his magnum.

Donut: I should probably move this.

He crouched down to move Tex's old body just as the Meta fired, narrowly avoiding the shot.

Donut: Aw, don't worry buddy. I already checked their weapons. All good, but thanks for helpin'!

The Meta pulled the trigger, but his gun jammed so he drew his Brute Shot.

Donut: Oh, this thing is heavy. Maybe if I grab the legs-

He moved out the way just as the Meta slashed with his weapon, moving Tex's body right where Donut wanted it.

Donut: Well, that was helpful! Thanks! Where'd you get that kickass broom?

Meta: *growls and hisses*

Donut: Uh, do you hear that?

He was then called from outside.

Simmons: Hey Donut, are you in there? Lopez built you a motorcycle. . . but he broke it. . .

Donut: Hey! Yeah! Simmons, I'm inside the Blue base. Guess what? Blue team for a new soldier!

Simmons: What?! They sent another team member? Why would they do that? That doesn't make any sense.

He then saw the Meta.

Simmons: Oh FUCK!

And he immediately sprinted away.

Simmons: Welcome to the neighborhood, see you later!

*At Sandtrap*

CT: Come on move!

Grif: Alright already! We're moving! Don't boss me!

They group arrived near the Elephant to see Caboose behind apprehended by a few aliens and soldiers.

CT: Hey, what's going on up here?

Alien: Blarg. . . Blarg.

CT: Sabotaging the digger, huh? I knew it! Who sent you here? What do they know about us?

Sarge: Dammit Caboose! Why do you keep messing with the vehicles?

Caboose: Oh! Yeah, I was just trying to find a home for Epsilon. No biggie.

South: And you couldn't have done that when we aren't at gunpoint?

CT: What?! What is that thing?

The Epsilon unit was on the ground and South was more than ready to jump into action should she have to. The ground then began shaking. . . .

Alien 2: Blarg blarg blarg?

CT: Shit! He's opening the temple! Damn it! Are you with him?!

Kaikaina: With who?

CT: Aw, crap! Get down there, kill him if you have to, and don't let that door close again, no matter what happens!

The Reds and Blues moved towards the Elephant, Caboose snatching Epsilon, while the soldiers and aliens moved toward the door! One of the aliens was shot down, the soldiers began opening fire, but fire was returned onto them!

CT: Oh shit! Smith, turret!

The purple alien jumped onto a pyramid and quickly manned the mounted turret while the other aliens and men took cover!

CT: Over there!

Meanwhile, Grif got into the Elephant's cockpit!

Grif: Ha-Ha! See ya suckers! You just got yoinked! How do you fuckin' drive this thing? Why are there only four levers if there's six directions? Where the fuck is second gear?

He began driving forward, Smith opening fire on the massive vehicle! The Reds and Blues took cover behind the elephant as it drove!

Sarge: Grif, if you're gonna run away in the middle of battle, at least have the decency to drive faster than I can run!

Kaikaina: Not the time old shit!

Grif: Is the emergency brake on? I don't- Fuck this! This is stupid!

CT: Get down!

A grenade was tossed and an enemy Warthog was blown away! Stickies flew through the air, one hitting a soldier who sprinted away from his comrades while another hit Smith! Both were sent sky high by the explosions!

CT: Cover me! Fall-

He was suddenly sweeped off his feet!

CT: -back!

South sledgehammered her fists into his helmet, knocking him down the hill!

The other soldiers ran back as she returned, along with the other Reds and Blues to see Tucker and Ruby!

Tucker: Hey guys! Run for the temple! We'll cover you, hurry!

Caboose: Oh. . . my. . . Tucker! Is that you?

Ruby: Yes Caboose, now go!

Caboose: So, where have you-

Ruby: GO!!!!!!

Caboose: G-Going?!

Tucker: Damn, I forgot how scary you could be. Get your asses moving, we'll meet you there!

Ruby and Tucker sprinted off, their swords ignited and the others beelined for the temple!

Sarge: What in Sam hell was all that?

Grif: Who cares? Just move!