Grif and Sarge crashed the Warthog into the Elephant while Kaikaina handed South fifty bucks.
Sarge: Oh! Dammit Grif! Look what you did now! You busted up a brand new jeep!
Grif: Me?! You were the idiots who started setting off mines!
Sarge: Well, I managed to get here without getting hit by any-
Grif/Sarge: FUCK!
Ruby lowered her SMG after hitting them with shock rounds.
Ruby: Next time, LISTEN to directions when you are in a MINEFIELD!!!!!!!
Grif/Sarge: Yes ma'am!
Ruby: Where's Caboose?
South: Give it a minute. He'll be here any second.
The man that was using the speaker ran down to them. He wore brown armor and an E.O.D. class helmet.
?: What the hell?! What were you thinking?
Allison/South: Oh shit. . . .
The group turned to the man. Meanwhile. . .
Caboose: . . . . aaaaaaaAAAAAGHGHG!
He landed on the ground next to them.
Kaikaina: Oh, there he is.
Caboose: Wow. Now that, was a big explosion. I went really high!
Sarge and Grif turned to Ruby, expecting a comment about the explosion. . . but received nothing. They glanced at each other and then back to the magenta girl. . . something was very wrong. . . .
Caboose: Did anyone get a picture?
South: I-I did.
Caboose: Can I see?
The former Agent South Dakota hoped to god that the man in front of them wouldn't recognize her. They never actually met, but she did not want to take that chance.
Sarge: Aw, the Blue's alive. I even had a celebration dance ready along with a speech I wrote.
He then turned to Ruby, ready to be reprimanded. . . but nothing. She didn't move. It was almost like her armor locked up.
?: What the fuck is wrong with you people?
Sarge: Woah, who're you?
The Red leader looked at him and then back at the magenta girl. . . She was staring right at him, frozen in place. Sarge's eyes narrowed as he waited for a response. Grif and Kaikaina both noticed the same. . . anomaly.
?: Who am I? Who are you? I'm supposed to be here. You guys are accessing an area on lockdown.
Sarge: Lockdown?
?: This is a restricted dig sight. What are you doing here?
Caboose: Oh uh, we were just look fine for uhhh-
South: We're just passing through on the way to meet up with, Uh-
Sarge: The rest of our platoon!
Someone then drove a vehicle between two pyramid like structures.
?: Oh good. Stay here, don't move. Don't touch anything.
He walked away and towards vehicle. . . .
South: Whatever you guys do, do not trust that asshole.
Kaikaina: What? Why?
South: He was the leader of an old insurrectionist splinter group. I can't really remember his name.
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