unknown number:
• damn.
• i really should start saving numbers.
y/n:
• YOU DON'T SAVE YOUR NUMBERS??
[ IN WHICH : kenma sends a threatening text to an unknown number which he soon realizes isn't kuroo. ]
+ started: 3/7/21
+ ended: 9/19/21
+ status...
"gaah i miss kenma." i heard hinata said and i stopped in my tracks.
kenma.
i pulled out my phone and opened his contact then closed it.
girl wtf am i thinking.
i opened it back up and clicked on his. —
y/n:
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kenma • y/n...
y/n • HEYY • DO U KNOW THE GINGER
kenma • ginger??? • do u mean hinata u dumb fuck
y/n • GASPS • i think u spelled baby wrong 🤔 • but yeah hinata, the ginger • hes so pretty and hyper, lets keep him
kenma • wait wait YOU know hinata? • wtf how • and no you are not adopting hinata
y/n • not you being possessive over the ball of sunshine • and i just watched them play a practice match • i just Met Met him but atsumu brought the entire team to watch
kenma • hold up hold up • you're at karasuno • right now • at this moment
y/n • yes kenma • ugh keep up.
kenma • okay then come to nekoma
y/n • DO U NOT KNOW HOW LONG IT TOOK TO GET HERE AND NOW YOURE ASKING ME TO GO TO NEKOMA??? • i wanna go home and sleep sir • gotta get me another day
kenma • fine ill just go there
y/n • not complaining • but my teams here 💔 • that's embarrassing • plus howd yk if ill pay attention to you when we have our sunshine child Right here.
kenma • he is Not YOUR child
y/n • and why not 🧍🏽
kenma • first off you're too young and like... i'm sure he's older
y/n • And ?? ill kidnap him either way
kenma • see if suga will let you
y/n • fine ill ask 🤨.
—
"sugawara san, can i kid- can i borrow hinata for the rest of the day?? its for uhhhh catching up." i tell him as thick thighs actually took it into consideration
"do u know hinata?" he asked and i looked around.
"i know someone knows. you know, kenma? the boy from nekoma, pretty? cat eyes?-"
"y/n!" kita shouted from across the gym making me jump and turn around.
"lets ignore him, anyways, hinata? gimmie?" i turned back and held out my hands as suga and daichi exchanged looks.
"if you take one first year, take the rest and be back before night. got it?" they said and i thought about it then nodded.
"thank u !" i bowed then ran to hinata, pulling him away from tsumu.
"wha-" he said as i smiled widely
"can i talk to you for a min?" i asked as he blushed from me holding his hands.
"uh huh" he nodded as i smiled at tsumu and ran off.
"the OTHER ONES!" daichi yelled as i tched and turned around.
"blueberry , glasses and pretty boy — not you tsumu — yamaguchi, come here." i said as kageyama came only cause he saw hinata look as if he was about to pass out and tsukishima was difficult as hell so i snatched his headphones.
trying to ignore me, wtf.
i walked outside and sat everyone down.
"can i have my headphones please?" tsukishima asked as i shrugged and tossed them in his lap.
"i didnt need to talk to yall but thick thighs told me to-"
"thick thighs...?" yamaguchi spoke up and i laughed to myself.
"IM SORRY! i mean daichi. i came to take hinata-"
"no" "uh!" "yes."
"kageyama shut up Please. and tsukishima- you're cool and yamaguchi , you are So pretty. but im only taking hinata today cause he's getting adopted."
"adopted?!" his eyes widened as i nodded.
"kenma and i are signing the papers." "kenma? wait yOU KNOW KENNA?"
"yes hinata, keep up." i said as my phone started ringing.
"see! its him!" i showed hinata and answered.
> on the phone with kenma kenma - "leave him alone" y/n - "we're adopting him" kenma - "y/n, leave him alone" hinata - "hi kenma!" kenma - "hi shoyo." y/n - "EVEN HIS NAME IS CUTE" kenma - "PUT HIM BACK" y/n - "SHUT UP!"
"what the hell is going on." kags mumbled as i rolled my eyes.
"talk to your father, i'll be right back." i told hinata as i ran inside and grabbed a volleyball.
"take this and be quiet." i told kageyama as i gave him the ball.
y/n - "anyways" y/n - "hi son, hi father of son" kenma - "y/n, put him back" y/n - "okay make me" kenma - "kuroo, can you call daichi and tell him y/n is trying to kidnap their first years." y/n - "UH NO?? only hinata." kenma - "DONT KIDNAP ANY???" y/n - "daichi gave me permission, nice try" kenma - "we'll see."
"is your hair fluffy?" i asked hinata as i tilted his head towards me. i gasped and touched it and i swear i was about to cry.
"its so soft and fluffy ohmygod, keeping you for sure."
"Y/N!" i heard daichi and kita yell together.
i looked back to see the two angry captains towering over me.
"oh for fuck's sake." i mumbled as i heard kenma laugh from the phone before i glared at it and hung up.
unedited god im so happy i finished this chapter. i was really in my feels 💔. anyways !! have a long chapter that is random as hell. and thank u for 600+ reads !!
