unknown number:
• damn.
• i really should start saving numbers.
y/n:
• YOU DON'T SAVE YOUR NUMBERS??
[ IN WHICH : kenma sends a threatening text to an unknown number which he soon realizes isn't kuroo. ]
+ started: 3/7/21
+ ended: 9/19/21
+ status...
"STOP." i said, hitting kuroo with the pillow. "i get enough of that from y/n please-"
"wait wait didn't kita tell her she wasnt allow to travel with them anymore??" kuroo said, putting on erased for the third fucking time.
"i doubt he was serious." i told kuroo as i took the remote from him and turned off erased and put on literally anything else.
"ken-" "no." "but-" "no."
— NEXT DAY! OKAY. kenma & kuroo had a sleepover (added this cus the events werent adding up 💥🔨)
[ding]
y/n • i hate u kenma • LMAOOO • ahem • hello y/n. y/n • don't "hello y/n." me • i cant see my son anymore because of you. kenma • thought he was our son?? y/n • tHouGht hE wAs oUr sOn • NO. kenma
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y/n • ITS NOT FUNNY • I CANT SEE HIM ANYMORE kenma • y/n please • you'll see him again y/n • ill meet kuroo before i met you if i dont see my son again and thats A promise. kenma • is it though? • in order to see hinata, without your team knowing you'll most likely have to go through me y/n • make the plans then 🤨. kenma • thought you were meeting kuroo before meeting me ?? y/n • im doing this for my my sunshine. kenma • then no ❤️ read. —
"kenma ... why is y/n spamming me?-" kuroo asked as he stared at his phone in fear.
"ignore her." i laughed before laying down.
"WHATD YOU DO???" he asked and i shrugged.
"you made the call , not me. what did YOU do" i asked him as i grabbed my switch
"you didnt-" "oh but i did. have fun with that"
"ISNT THIS YOUR GIRL-" "get out" "tell y/n the truth"
"WHAT TRUTH??" i sat up and looked at him.
"that you lov-" "SHUT UP."
"answer her messages" he said, throwing me the phone.
"no." i tossed it back.
"fine." kuroo said as he unlocked his phone.
> on the phone with y/n y/n - "where is he." kuroo - "hi to you too" y/n - "kenma's location please" kuroo - "in your heart" kenma - "KUROO" kuroo - "SHUT UP." kuroo - "if you want to see your sunshine son, come to nekoma." y/n - "sounds like a set up. i wanna see hinata, not your team." kuroo - "practice game smartass." y/n - "im listening" kenma - "WHAT??? BUT THE CAMP?" kuroo - "oh yeah, y/n, can you wait two weeks" y/n - "i wanna see the sunshine now" she pouted. kenma - "tch." kuroo - "okay, sneak to karasuno, kenma and i will meet you there." y/n - "not you telling a girl to travel alone.." kuroo - "OKAY FINE. ill pick you up, kenma meet with hinata." y/n - "deal." kuroo - "deal." kenma - "no deal." y/n - "2 against 1 catboy!!!" she yelled then hung up.
"whatd you do." "made plans. duh."
UNEDITED AYO DOUBLE UDATE
kuroo is playing match maker yup.
+ not kenma being cocky as hell in this chapter
this chapter was lowkey annoying cus the font kept changing 💔💔 WHO THE HELL USING MONOSPACE IN THEIR BOOKS HUH WATTPAD?? HUH.