unsaved number. - kenma fanfic

# 31

KENMA POV (praise me in the comments rn.)
ALSO ERASED SPOILERS PLS SLOW DOWN OKAY.

"kuroo.."
"..."

"KUROO!" i said grabbing the remote and turning off the damn anime.

"kenma- that damn teacher is mad sus. MAD SUS." he said as he rolled over.

"the way im about to kick you off my bed and out my house." i said and he sat up.

"the way i'm listening to you." he said, leaning forward.

"y/n."
"y/n....?"

"she won't call me." i groaned as i grabbed my phone, only to have kuroo kick it from my hands.

"maybe she's busy?" he shrugged as i glared.

"what if she's not?"

"BUT SHE COULD BE?? she has a life too-"

"fine, if shes online on discord, shes not busy and i Will call her." i said getting up and logging onto discord.

"she's offline, isnt she."
"shut up, i'm calling shoyo to call atsumu for her address-"

"HER ADDRESS? KENMA- GIVE ME THE PHONE-" kuroo yelled as he tried to snatch my phone, i dodging him easily.

"KENMA!"

"hey shoyo! can i ask you something?" i spoke, glaring at kuroo.

> on the phone with shoyo
hinata - "kenma!"
kenma - "hey. do you know atsumus number?"
hinata - "for y/ns address? kuroo just texted me-"
kenma - "he did what?? KUROO?"
hinata - "ARE YOU GOING TO SEE Y/N?? CAN I COME??" he shouted as i moved the phone from my ear
kenma - "before we go to that option, do you know if she's busy?"
hinata - "mm im not sure? we just got off the phone and she was telling me about the manga she just brought. maybe shes reading that?"
kenma - "hmm...."
hinata - "I DONT WANNA WAIT. I WANNA SEE Y/N. ILL EVEN TAKE BLAME PLEASSEEE." he whined loudly as i groaned from the sudden sound.
kenma - "if you're taking blame, i'm down."
hinata - "YEAAHYEAAH! OKAY! LETS GO NOW" he said before hanging up.

"im going to KILL YOU" i said turning around and hitting kuroo with a pillow.

"i DID WHAT NEEDED TO BE DONE! YOURE BEING CLINGY."

"NO ?? I JUST LOVE CALLING Y/N"

"NO?! YOU HATE PHONE CALLS. YOU DONT EVEN ANSWER YOUR MOM."

"SHE DOESNT MIND IF I CALL HER OR NOT"

"YEAH BECAUSE YOU MUTED HER CALLS!" kuroo shouted as he took the pillow and i flopped down on my bed.

"i did not."
"i saw you."

"did not."
"you did."

(continues to eat candy with sore gums 😍)

"are you going to her house still?" kuroo asked as i got up, grabbing my hoodie and putting it on.

"obviously..." i told him as my phone rung. 

"it's y/n-" kuroo said as i grabbed my phone, answering.

> on the phone with bae 😍 LOL JK ITS Y/N
y/n - "are you coming to my house?-"
kenma - "were you trying to avoid me?"
y/n - "well no- not exactly-"
kenma - "not exactly???"
y/n - "atsumu said that maybe you didn't like how much i was calling- so i tried to stop calling so much-"
kenma - "i dont like that pisshair."
y/n - "kenma-" she did one of those spit exploding laughs, "EW KENMA FUCK-" she said, making gagging noises as i assumed she wiped her phone from the movement.
y/n - "he's not that bad i promise! i guess this is new to him?? me liking someone?"
kenma - "does he like you?"
y/n - "absolutely not- he's used to me only being so close and playful with him i guess?" she said as she groaned.
y/n - "i mean i hope he didn't?? i see him as a brother.. i see the whole team as brothers but atsumu and i are like those annoying twins."
kenma - "maybe he's jealous of you liking me-"
y/n - "who told you?-"
kenma - "waait, told me what?-" i tried to play it off as i looked at kuroo in panic and he shrugged.
y/n - "that i like you?" she continued as i bit my lip.
kenma - "well, you just did"
y/n - "OH FUCK WAIT REALLY-"
kenma - "do you not think when you speak-"
y/n - "i dont lie straight up." she mumbled and i shook my head
kenma - "you did to kita-"
y/n - "SHUT UP. ARE YOU COMING OVER OR NOT?" she yelled as i laughed.
kenma - "its late, ill come tomorrow."
y/n - "its only 6-"
kenma - "y/n, i hope you're not planning that i and hinata stay the night. we won't get there til late-"
y/n - "MOM! can i have friends stay over?" she yelled, i panicking.
kenma - "y/n no-"
y/n - "YES THEYRE BOYS! NO ITS NOT ATSUMU- YES YES OFCOURSE, DOOR STAYS OPENED. I KNOW!" she continued to yelled as i covered my face.
y/n - "WAIT NO— NO! STOP! IM NOT LIKE THAT! MOM!" she whined
kenma - "please-"
y/n - "YOULL LOVE THEM! YES ESPECIALLY SHOYO. HES AN ABSOLUTELY ANGEL. KENMA IS MORE OF THE QUIET TYPE. UH HUH! GAMING??? OKAYOKAY I PROMISE. THANK YOUUU!"
kenma - "i didn't mean ask-"
y/n - "she said yes, only because shes in a good mood, come before she changes her mind. be sure to tell hinata, if you come alone, you're not coming in. okay? good, byee! mwah." she said as she hung up before i can reply.

"well. that happened." kuroo said as he heard the whole conversation.

"try not to make a real kid while you're there."

"get out."

"i'm joking, i'm joking." he laughed as i texted hinata and got up.

"wasn't funny, didn't laugh."

"kenken spending the night with y/nie~"

"get OUT!" i said, shoving him out my room as he laughed loudly.

unedited as hell fr <3
also i talked to (e)lise FROM THE SERVER while writing this. she makes great company fr, 10/10. she's amazing fr