Who tells you a joke?

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*These jokes are not mine. I found them on the Internet. Plus I'm the worst at making jokes.


Aries- Uvogin. He says, "Where do you find a cow with no legs? Right where you left it!"

Taurus- Gon. He says, "What is a fish without eyes? Fsh!"

Gemini- Milluki. He says, "What do you call a pig who does karate? A pork chop!"

Cancer- Palm. She says, "What kind of tree fits in your hands? A palm tree!"

Leo- Pariston. He says, "How do trees get online? They log on!"✨

Virgo- Tonpa. He says, "It's so damn cold outside. I just farted snowflakes."

Libra- Melody. She says, "What's the difference between a viola and an onion? No one cries when you cut up a viola."

Scorpio- Killua. He says, "Chocolate has preservatives. Preservatives make you look younger. Therefore, you need to eat more chocolate."

Sagittarius- Kurapika. He says, "What's a vampires favorite book genre? Fangtasy!"

Capricorn- Leorio. He says, "Why do golfers wear two pairs of socks? In case they get a hole in one!"

Aquarius- Kalluto. He says, "Want to hear a joke about paper? Never mind, it's tearable."

♓️Pisces- Shalnark. He says, "Have you heard the rumor about butter? Nevermind, I won't spread it."


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