XiCheng: The Last Lotus [AU- OMEGAVERSE]

14

"You're such a possessive bastard, you know?" he whispered, a small, content smile on his face. "You really are a caveman."

Jiang Cheng narrowed his eyes, shooting a withering glare at the pair in front of him. "Wei Wuxian!" he yelled, slapping his brother on the back of his head. "Focus, would you? Stop trying to seduce that ice block!"

Wei Wuxian frowned. "You mean Lan Zhan? Lan Zhan's not an ice block, he's a fuddy-duddy."

Jiang Cheng felt his eye twitch in irritation. Goddammit. After everything he said, that was what Wei Wuxian got from it?

He rolled his eyes. His brother was such a pain in the ass sometimes. "I don't care what he is! Stop trying to flirt with him!"

"But Cheng Cheng-"

Jiang Cheng growled, baring his teeth as he glowered at Wei Wuxian. "How many times do I have to tell you. Don't. Fucking. Call. Me. That."

"But Cheng Cheng! You're my little sister! Surely the same rules don't apply to me!"

Jiang Cheng felt a vein popping in his forehead. Was it too late to strangle Wei Wuxian? He was sure that mother wouldn't mind. 

"A-Cheng," Lan Xichen murmured, laying a reassuring hand on the omega's shoulder. He arched a brow, eyes glinting in amusement. "Don't be mad, A-Cheng. Let them have their fun."

"But Huan-ge!" Jiang Cheng protested, pouting as an expression of petulant annoyance crossed his face. "They're being shameless! We haven't even decided anything yet and they're already making those heart eyes at each other!"

"Stop being so hypocritical, Cheng Cheng! I have to put up with the looks you and Xichen-ge give each other! Don't you dare comment on my love life!" Wei Wuxian cried, holding his hands up in protest. "You guys always look like you can't wait to fuck each other! It's so disgusting! Even I can only take so much!"

"Y-You!" Jiang Cheng stammered, his face flushing a furious red. "How dare you!" he bellowed, a deep crimson staining his cheeks.

Wei Wuxian gave a shit-eating grin. "Oh my! Is Cheng Cheng embarrassed? Poor Cheng Cheng! Let Xian-gege take care of that for you!"

"WEI WUXIAN!"

"Yep! I'm here!"

"YOU LITTLE SHIT. WAIT TILL I GET MY HANDS ON YOU!" Jiang Cheng roared, launching himself at his brother. "Just you wait! I'm going to throttle you!"

"Ah, Lan Zhan! Lan Zhan help me! Help meeee! Jiang Cheng is going to kill me!" Wei Wuxian screeched, darting behind the Second Jade. Lan Zhan glared at him, a look of disgust clear on his face.

"Get off," he commanded, brows twitching in frustration.

"But Lan Zhan!"

"Get. off."

Wei Wuxian huffed, throwing his hands up in frustration. He narrowed his eyes at Jiang Cheng. "It's all your fault, Cheng Cheng! Now Lan Zhan is mad at me!"

Jiang Cheng's eyes doubled in size until they were as round as saucers. "Y-You!" he spluttered, incredulously. "You're blaming me now?!"

"Who else should I blame?"

"It's not my fault that ice block doesn't like you! He doesn't like anyone!"

"That's so mean Cheng Cheng! Lan Zhan loves me!"

"I do not," Lan Zhan corrected, his face a mask of pure ice. "I do not love anyone here but brother."

"Aww, Wangji! You're so sweet," Lan Xichen cooed, reaching an arm out to ruffle his little brother's hair. Lan Wangji shrank back, glancing nervously at Xichen's outstretched hand. "Brother, there is no need I-"