Maddie: *Jumps off ceiling and through the floor then levitates back up* JACK! PITCH! DO YOU KNOW WHAT DAY IT IS?!?!?!
Pitch: Tuesday 17th?
Maddie: *Whacks him 'round the head* You idiot!!! It's-
Jack: PANCAKE DAYYYYYY *tackles me and Pitch to the floor* PANCAAAAKE!!!!!!
Maddie: *Pushes Jack off* It will now rain PANCAKES
Pitch: Wha-? *Is cut off by PANCAKES falling from the sky*
Maddie and Jack: PANCAKES, OMG!!!! *almost in tears*
Pitch: Geez, calm down, it's just Pancake day...
Maddie and Jack: *Give Pitch the death glare of death* What did you just say bitchato?
Pitch: Um, I said to, calm down?
Maddie: *Shoves a PANCAKE into Pitch's mouth* EAT IT!!!!
Pitch: *Noms on the PANCAKE and starts glowing* PAAAANCAAAAAAAKES!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jack: *Eats over 9000 PANCAKES* OAKAISIISKDHFHFH I HAVE THE POWWWWEERRRRR
Maddie: *Explodes because of all the PANCAKES*
Jack and Pitch: *Making Out with PANCAKES surrounding them*
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Rise Of The Guardians On Crack
AcakIn this story I will just be writing random things about Rise if the Guardians. It might have Blackice, it might not. It might even have some anime or book characters in here, I guess you'll just have to find out what randomness lays in this book of...
