What Has Happened To Meeeeeeeeeeeee

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Maddie: *Looking at iPad screen, rocking back and forth in the corner while mumbling* Claude Faustus

Pitch: *Looks up from his book (50 Shades of Grey) and looks at her, raising an non existent eyebrow*

Maddie: *Muttering* Claude Faustus is love, Claude Faustus is life, he is why I live

Jack: *Walks into the room, sees Maddie, then walks out again* Nope, I'm not getting involved

Pitch: Umm....Maddie?

Maddie: CLAAAAUUUDE!!!!! I LOVE YOU!!! BUT I WANT YOU TO MARRY SEBASTIAN MICHAELIS!!!!

Pitch: *Jumps slightly at Maddie screaming and runs out the door*

Maddie: *Goes back to muttering about Claude*

Jack: *In another room* I get that she likes Black Butler and is in love with Claude, but gods, she can be very obsessive at times

Maddie: I HEARD THAT YOU LITTLE BITCH!!!! *Runs into room*

Jack: SHIT!!! AHHHH

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