Maddie: *Jumps around while eating cake* Yayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayay
Jack: What are you so happy about?
Pitch: Jack!!! You don't ask Maddie why she's happy!!! Idiot!!!!!!
Maddie: Well Jack, it's my Birthday soon (11th March) and my mum said she'll get me The Legend Of Zelda: Majora's Mask and The Blood Of Olympus and she's gonna see if she can find me a Levi figure and I'm going out to Town with my friends and AUSHDJSKISJDND
Jack: *Looks at Pitch* I see why you didn't want me to ask 😐
Pitch: Yup
Maddie: But there is a bad thing about my Birthday....
Pitch: *Sigh* What is this oh so bad thing Maddie?
Maddie: aim getting braces 😭😭😢😢
Jack: *Pats Maddie's shoulder* Pat Pat
Maddie: *Explodes world* MOTHER FUCKING PINEAPPLES *Shoves Jack into Pitch and passes out*
Jack: *Looks up at Pitch* Hi
Pitch: *Looks down at Jack* Hello
Jack and Pitch: *Singing loudly* A IS AMBER WHO DROWNED IN THE POOL
B IS BILLY WHO WAS EATEN MY GHOOLS
C IS FOR CURT WITH DISEASE OF THE BRAIN
D IS FOR DAN-
Maddie: SHUT THE FUCK UP OR I WILL SLIT YOUR THROATS AND EAT YOUR INSIDES!!!!!!
Pitch: *Looks at Maddie mildly terrified*
Jack: *Whimpers and cuddles into Pitch*
Maddie: Fucking bitchatos *walks aways sassily*
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