Stealing Chocolate 2

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Pitch: *Teleports him and Jack to a mortal shop* Ok, we are at a mortal shop, now, all we need to do is get some chocolate, easy enough

Jack: *Staring at some TNT*

Pitch: Umm, Jack?

Jack: *Runs over to the TNT, grabs a bunch then grabs a lighter*

Pitch: Jack, what are you doing?

Jack: .....nothing *Places the TNT and lights it* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, BUUUURRRRRN BUUUUUURRRRRRN!!!!!! *Runs out the shop screaming*

Pitch: *Runs after Jack* Jack, WHAT THE FUCK!!!

ImmortalHD: What the fuck Jimmy

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