Pitch: Hey guuuuyyyyysssss
Jack: Sorry if Pitch gets a little umm, loud in this chapter, he's had to many sweets and fizzy drink
Pitch: I HATE EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU
WHY DO I LOVE YOU?!?!?!?
Jack: SHUT UP!! 'Covers Pitches mouth'
Pitch: ' gets Jacks hand off his mouth' Well that was just plain rudeness right there
Jack: You were annoying me
Eren Jaeger: Is it always like this?
Maddie: Yeah, pretty much
Pitch: OMG ITS EREN!!!
Jack: How are you alive? It's 2014 and Attack on Titan was set in 850 or something like that
Eren: We don't talk about it
Jack: Okaaaay
Pitch: I'VE BECOME SO NUMB I CAN'T FEEL YOU THERE
I'VE BECOME SO TIRED
SO MUCH MORE AWERE
IM BECOMING THIS
ALL I WANT TO DO IS BE MORE LIKE ME AND LESS LIKE YOU
Jack+Eren+Maddie: 'covering ears'
Pitch: What?
Maddie: You, my friend, have a problem
Jack: I think my ears just exploded
Eren: Titans are quieter then you, and trust me, I've seen a lot of titans...
Pitch: 'Starts crying'
Jack: 'Goes to comfort him' Shh, it's alright Pitch, it wasn't that bad, really, it was really good, a bit to loud though
Pitch: 'sniffles' You mean it?
Jack: Yeah, I mean it
Eren: I like trains
Maddie: NO NO WAIT-
We lost three good spirits today.
Jack Nightmare- spirit of Winter
Pitch Black-spirit of fear
Maddie Shadow-spirit of time, darkness and death
You will be missed
Levi: What the fuck, what happened to my Eren?
Ghost Maddie: Shut up Levi, no one cares about what you want to say
Levi: But-
Ghost Maddie: Nope ' shoves a cat into his face' Talk to your brethren
Levi: The fuck...
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